If Christo and Jean-Claude Had Been Trumpniks

Jeff Bezos is less an astronaut and more of a

starry-eyed shitkicker.

Just Outside Van Horny, Texas

If you are familiar with the biblical story about Gideon,

you know that the Lord favored those who drank

water with one hand rather than with two.

Adding insult to injury, Tom Brady's 

pet monkey snubs Trump.

Andrew Quentin Taake, Capitol Hill Insurrectionist and

Notorious Bumbler

The Case for More One-Way Trips for Billionaires in Space

Warm Scuzzies #1,059

Nicholas Hanning

The heat wave be damned, let's go camping!

Where No Putz Has Gone Before

It's time for a Pregnant Pause, don't you think?

Warm Scuzzies #1,058

Larry Milton

With Trump out of the White House, Lewandowski, Manigault, 

Scaramucci, and Gorka roamed the streets as a loose-knit gang.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #901

Angelina Farella

If it's Fido Friday, it's time for a little dogsplaining.

Gaetz-Greene Freak Show Spending Money

Four Times Faster Than It's Raising It

Some Guy Abducts Moon

Men can experience penis envy, too.

Grumpy Cat Defends Filibuster

How Anti-Vaxxers Avoid Detection on Facebook

A Cozy Cat's Idea of 'Strategic Momentum'

Warm Scuzzies #1,057

Jeffrey Burrill

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #146

Tommy Bryant

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #900

Christina Bobb

Warm Scuzzies #1,056

Mark Ibrahim

Rand Paul Gets a Fauci Ouchie

Chauncey the Gardener Weighs in On the Olympics

 Controversy about Females' Athletes Bottoms

The Biden Administration has requested a defense budget 

of $715 billion for fiscal year 2022. Iran's latest defense budget 

is less than $13 billion.

Captain Moroni Suffers Magic Underpants Fail

"Jesus was definitely a Republican," said the

white evangelical.