Translate 'Ann Althouse' into English and what

do you get? 'This Old House' (but without Bob

Vila and the concomitant remodeling).

"Yes, I'm Greg Mankiw, Professor of Economics at

Harvard University. But that's not my fault."

"You stop calling me Krauthammer and I'll stop

calling you Goldberg! Deal?"

If your idea of justice is that John Thain

will someday die for his sins, you are

confusing justice with fate.

Cialis had given the House Minority Leader two dosing

options. All of a sudden, he realized he had chosen the

wrong one.

"Take my Crocs and my Birkenstocks,

but please don't take my Tevas!"

"Hi, I'm Gregory Girard. Even though I look like

I might be from the Geek Squad, I'm not. No, I'm

a big Sarah Palin fan, love tea parties, and have

an arsenal big enough to fight World War III

single-handedly."

"But I don't want to read another word about Sarah Palin!"

"Sorry, Alex, but we here at The Politico are in love with

her and your eyeballs must pay the price."

"Is that so? Well, I was told YOU were the

ugly stick I was beaten with!"

"It's OK to lick me when it's just the two of us, Ma,

but please don't do it when I'm with my friends."

Silver Surfer Steals Show at Winter Olympics

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #132

Nancy Elliott

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #131

Gary Nodler

A Perplexity of Pandas

Experiment with Scotts Miracle-Gro Goes Awry

Calling Michelle Malkin a 'journalist' is like

calling Hannibal Lecter a 'foodie'.

An Obliquity of Zebras

Toyota Launches Major Recall Offensive in U. S.;

NATO Too Busy Fighting Taliban in Afghanistan

to Come to America's Rescue

Annual Lease of U. S. Congress to Monied Interests

Hits Record $3.5 Billion in 2009

"I've been to the mountaintop, progressives, and,

believe me, there's nothing up there for you."

Real fireworks aren't that much fun, actually.

Ask any soldier.

Tea Party Leader Slams Palin as

'Fox in Demon Sheep's Clothing'

Recently-Declassified Photograph #19
Valentine Card, February, 2008

Orthorexia is an obsession with eating only healthy foods.

Lest you succumb to this dining disorder, you may wish to

consider keeping a 'Taco Bell Cheesy Double Beef Burrito

Stuffed Sausage Log Wrapped in Bacon' within easy

walking distance, like, say, in your fridge.

When your last friend is Big Pharma and

you lose him, you're Billy Tauzin.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #130

Debra Medina

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #129

Bryan Fischer

Living with zombies would be a whole lot

easier if they weren't such obnoxious

proselytizers. One bite, and the next

thing you know, you're hooked on

The 700 Club.

Record Snowfall in Fearguth's Front Yard, Global

Warming Cessation Celebration Now Under Way

Four Frosties of the Snowpocalypse

Had she worked for Blackwater, Ashley Dupre

wouldn't have been called a 'Prostitute'. She

would have been called a 'Morale Welfare

Recreation Specialist'.

Oxymorons for Our Time #23

Senate Intelligence Committee

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #128

Curtis Coleman

What's next? Balloonmageddon?

"Mirandize me? Go ahead. I dare you!"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #127

Wiley Drake

Warm Scuzzies #60

Donald Douglas

Barack O'Bankster

Once upon a time, 'Made in Japan' was

always good for a laugh.

"Hell, no!"

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #106

"Sarah Palin is many things, but she's not--I repeat,

NOT--prettier than I am!

"I understand you give smokeless cannabis credit for

your best snark, Ann. Would you care to elaborate

on that?"

Like Fox News, the Gabon Viper has the longest fangs and the

most fair and balanced venom yield of any poisonous snake.

Have you ever wondered why Dick Cheney's upper lip has

a strange arch in it which makes him look a lot like

Rudy Giuliani?

Dead Tree Scrolls #1
"The editors of the Washington Post in the abode of the

gods of knowledge fall down before Marcus Brauchli, and

the cherubim utter blessings. And as they rise up, there is

the divine small voice of Fred Hiatt as he folds his wings

and bows before Neocon, the God of All the Explosions."

"Hey, kids, my repertoire of invective is almost exhausted.

Do you think you might run down to the corner drugstore

and pick up my refill?"

"Less government, more corporations: that's the cure for

all that ails us, America. And now, if you don't mind, I'm

going to suck your brain out with a straw."