Was Paul Ryan palling around with a fake former 

terrorist, or a former fake terrorist?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #421

Kamal Saleem (aka Khodor Shami)

"Your name is your destiny," some experts in

 onomastics say.  Like, for example, Romney, 

which means 'winding river'.

"How long have you been a birther?"

"Birther?  I'm not a birther, I'm a birder!"

"Well, maybe you'll have better luck than the rest of 

us.  We still haven't spotted Obama's birth certificate."

There are the 'Values Voters', and then

there are the rest of us, the voters 

without values.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #420

Joe Montgomery

Anti-American protests in North Africa

and the Middle East are believed to 

have been sparked by inflammatory

rhetoric used by Rushawi al-Limbaughiri,

who is heard daily by Jihadiheads on over

600 radio stations in the region.

Although Kansas is 99% certain to cast its electoral

votes for Mitt Romney, Kris Kobach, the Sunflower

State's Secretary of State, wants to be 100%

certain by kicking Barack Obama off the ballot.

The median household income in the U. S. in

 2011 was $49,445.  This is only true, how-

ever, in the real world.  In Mitt Romney's 

world, "Middle income is $200,000 to 

$250,000." 

"Obama's so dank, man, Romney's so schwag."

Poor Gitmo!  It will soon be as vacant as Alcatraz, because

 the US doesn't detain alleged terrorists anymore; it just 

assassinates them.

First there was the 'Wimp Factor'.

Then came the 'Tiny Face Factor'.

USA Today Yesterday

USA Today Today

USA Today Tomorrow

Why have neither of the presidential candidates addressed 

the growing problem of feline dipsomania?

Mitt Romney wears Magic Underwear.

Aaron Schock wears a Magic Belt.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #13

Steve Klein

Al Qaeda Gave Up Osama Bin Laden To Make 

Barack Obama Look Good and to Keep Rush 

Limbaugh on the Radio

Richard Williamson Sez:  "If Mitt Romney had been 

President, Pearl Harbor would never have happened."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #419

Tom Rooney

Should Governor Christie be blamed for New Jersey's

high gasoline prices?

Big Apple Persecuting Double Gulper Sect

Beneath the Neoconservative Mask

Great Misadventures in Science #7

Computational and Systems Biologists at MIT Develop 

Fifth-Grade-Level Reading Simulator

"Do I shoot first and aim later?

You're durn tootin'!"

What if the owners of a retail chain were to say, "It's 

against our religion to hire anyone who is gay, swarthy,

or Muslim?"  Would that be OK?

Warm Scuzzies #324

Hobby Lobby

"Hey, Sarah!  If Obama can't grow one big enough for you,

 I can!"

"Well, I may have jumped the gun, but at least

Pamela Geller and Jennifer Rubin still love me."

Vitalizes the Bodies and Minds of

Christian Crusaders

And four years later, it's still a stinking mess.

Beaky Buzzard Strikes Back!

Team Priebus Kicks Egypt's Ass;

Next Stop:  Libya

Mitt Romney as Seen Just Moments Before

He Took Out Osama Bin Laden

It was heartwarming to learn that Amelia

Hamilton writes children's books for

a living.

The race for the Republican presidential nomination began 

in May, 2011, and lasted until the Republican National 

Convention in August, 2012, when Mitt Romney was 

officially nominated. That's 16 long months. And yet, 

in light of Mitt Romney's recent slide in the polls, 

Joe Scarborough is now saying, "A real conservative 

would be winning now." So, tell us Joe, where are these 

'real conservatives' and where have they been keeping 

themselves for the past year and a half? 

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #418

Joe Kernen

OctoMitt, the world famous juggler, has eight

separate heads, one for each day of the week,

plus a spare.

When Paul Ryan drinks enough of the 

Kool-Aid, he doesn't see double:  you do.

Rush Limbaugh says, “If Obama wins, it’s the end of the 

Republican Party.”  Do you think a twofer is too much to

hope for?

Warm Scuzzies #322

Gonzalo Sánchez de Lozada

Mitt Romney's BFF Pat Robertson Sez:  "If your wife has

no respect for you as head of the house, you could become 

a Muslim, move to Saudi Arabia,  and beat her."

"Ana Sol Alliegro and Justin Lamar Sternad?  Do I, David

Rivera, look like I would associate with those rapscallions?

I only associate with upstanding citizens, like Marco Rubio."

Flippo the Clown Sez:  "If I become president of the United 

States, I will not take God out of my heart, I will not take 

God out of the public square, and I will not take it out of 

the platform of my party or my Bamboozle Box."

Michelangelo's David Latest Victim of

'American Exceptionalism'

Saeed al-Shihri Sez:  "If you are looking for a job, I don't

recommend that you apply for the 'No. 2' position in 

Al-Qaida.  Its shelf life is very short."

When he first heard himself referred to as 'Money Boo Boo',

Laughing Boy's reaction was swift and sure.

Why does Papa John's CEO John Schnatter give away 

2,000,000 free pizzas, then bitch about providing 

decent healthcare for his employees?