Always in search of new ideas and experiences,

Fearguth is about to embark on Jam Cruise 7.

He will therefore be offline until January 10.

"If I understand you correctly, while it's moral for Israelis

to kill Palestinians, it's immoral for Palestinians to kill

Israelis. In other words, you Israelis not only want to

kill---you want to feel good while doing it."

The Politico Illustrated #6

"Out of power on both ends of Pennsylvania Avenue, many

emaciated elephants in the GOP herd will begin the Age
of Obama with an extended holiday vacation."

In 2008, the year the United States won the war

in Iraq, only 322 American soldiers and 5,908

Iraqi civilians and security forces were killed.

In 2009, the winning continues.

The Israelis and Palestinians are killing each other.

It must be a new year.

Do NOT click on this image to enlarge it.

It's large enough already.

"Botox schmotox! When you have frown lines and brow

furrows like we do, nothing short of a face transplant

will refresh your youthful good looks."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you think I'm cute as a button

as I sit here waiting for my turn at the bird feeder. But,

as you sit there all wrapped up in your warm sentiments,

try to keep in mind I'm colder than a witch's tit caught

in a wringer right now!"

Fly's-Eye View of Trafalgar Trumpeter

President Bush says he will leave office with his head

held high but cocked crazily to one side.

Based on her experience of 2008, the little girl was

understandably cautious when 2009 arrived.

2009 wasn't a particularly good-looking year,

but at least it was new.

Nope, those aren't acorns stuffed in Chip Saltsman's

cheeks. They're dingleberries, famous for producing

what's called a 'shit-eating grin'.

Conservatism 1.0

Conservatism 2.0

John Bolton says "In 100 years, I will not remember

Guantánamo or Abu Ghraib and people will not

remember me."

In the beginning, Blago tried to sell the Senate seat to

the highest bidder. In the end, he traded it for a

stalking horse.

Would your opinion of Wolf Blitzer change if you

learned his real name was Oswald Cunningtubby?