So what'll it be: paper or plastic?
Saturday, September 20, 2008
nationwide competition, as we have done over the last decade
in banking, would provide more choices of innovative products
less burdened by the worst excesses of state-based regulation.'
Hmm, I wonder what fool wrote this? Let me see, it says right
here . . . 'John McCain'. Oops! Oh well, that was yesterday's
McCain. Today's a bright new day!"
Councilwoman Sarah Palin's desk? Yes it is.
Is The New American the magazine of the
John Birch Society? Yes it is. Wasn't the John
Birch Society founded in 1958 by Robert Welch?
Yes it was. Didn't Robert Welch write a book
entitled The Politician? Yes he did. Wasn't
the thesis of The Politician that Dwight David
Eisenhower was a conscious, articulate agent
of the Communist Conspiracy? Yes it was.
Wasn't Dwight David Eisenhower President
of the United States? Yes he was.
Friday, September 19, 2008
condition that you had to count them first at the rate of one
dollar per second. Do you know how long it would take you to
count them? Approximately 12,684 years! Today, America's
taxpayers were encumbered with a $1 trillion bailout of our
financial sector. Luckily, that's only about $3,333 for every man,
woman, and child in the United States today. You can count that
high in less than an hour. So start counting and stop your bitchin'!
George Walker Bush will be viewed by historians as favorably
as Harry S. Truman is today. Charles will only be 108 when
the verdict of history comes in, and, with luck, it will coincide
with George's 112th birthday so the two can celebrate with
cake, punch, and reminiscences about the good ol' days
of Shock and Awe.
Thursday, September 18, 2008
of Spain that Randy Scheunemann was beginning to have a
hard time keeping straight in his own mind the differences
among Zapatero, Zapata, Zapato, Zapatistas, Zappa, and
secret code name) Playbook, the Senator will change his
persona each week between now and November 4. This week
he is Huey Long. Next week he will be Teddy Roosevelt. And
the week after that, he will be Rambo, followed by The Gipper,
Rooster Cogburn, and Mr. Smith.
Latin America is mostly in the Southern Hemisphere and the
people who live there are largely brown or black. Spain is in
the Northern Hemisphere and the people who live there are
as white as Republicans."
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Bush, and McCain, everything is going according to plan. Like
Comrade Lenin says, 'We will not have to attack the United
States. It will fall into our hands like an overripe fruit'."
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
of a Fortune 500 tanning salon, top McCain adviser and former HP
CEO Carly Fiorina says she doesn't think John McCain, Barack Obama,
or Joe Biden could run a tanning salon either.