Two-Minute Haters #50

Michael Peinovich

Don't just yell at the clouds, old man. Shoot them!

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean

your GOP colleagues aren't out to get you.

Another 'Deviated Prevert' Bites the Dust at Fox News

Members of House Freedom Cockup Boo and Hiss Mulvaney

 for Serving Them a Crap Sandwich and Calling It a Muffaletta

Limbaugh Driven Out of Florida by Category 4 

Climate Change Hoax

Mark Meadows Rumored to Be Subject of Bizarre Experiment

Conducted by Steve Bannon Inside Breitbart Embassy

Trump's Brain

Mark Meadows laughed out loud when somebody pointed

out he didn't have ear lobes.

Try as he might, Mark Meadows could never get right the 

'Here's the Church, and Here's the Steeple' nursery rhyme.

"Daddy, can I come with you to North Dakota?"

Trump loves Dreamers the same way he respects women.

Remember the Friedman Unit (i. e., 'in the next six months')? 

Well, now we have the Trump Unit (i. e., 'in two weeks').

Have Dino --- Will Travel

"My hurricane is bigger than yours, Obama!"

World's Worst Yobs #389

Michael Goodwin

World's Worst Yoobs #187

Bethany Mandel

Contrary to what Rush Limbaugh says, Hurricane Irma is not 

part of a Vast Climate Change Conspiracy. It is an atmospheric 

event caused by George Soros' sinister See 'N Say.

John Hawkins, a Sheep in Sheep's Clothing

America has two types of immigrants: those

 who arrived early and those who arrived late. 

The former we call 'Legal' and the latter,

 'Illegal'.

Oklahoma Trumpnik Berates Hispanic Woman for

'Speaking Immigrant'

Putin Sez:  "Trump is not my bride and I am not his groom."

From Dinesh D'Souza's Photo Album

If you've seen one warmonger,

you've seen them all.

Feel the Love, Dreamers!

After announcing the end of the Dreamers program, 

Trump's Gollum took a nap.

Republican Jesus

The Politico Illustrated #55

'Fight over Dreamers to test Bannon’s 

juice outside the White House'

"I know I've been your ultimate emotional binky for 18 years, 

but there's a pretty good substitute over there. Her name is 

Binky Felstead."

Asking, "Is Trump a real Christian?" is like asking, 

"Is Coke the real thing?".

We would all be better off if these Baby Boomers had 

stayed on the couch.

Ambassador Haley Says North Korean

'Begging for War'

One day, Trump skimped on his makeup.

Someone needs to explain to Julius de Roma that exercising

your right to free speech is not free of consequences.

Hollywood Producers Promise Remake to

Be Funnier Than Original

Trump Says He's Getting Nothing Done at a 'Record' Speed

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #110

John McNesby

Trump's Clock

“It’s been really nice. It’s been a wonderful thing. It’s been 

beautiful. Have a good time everybody!”

Alex Witt Sez: ‘We’re seeing a remarkably different 

President in Houston. This one has such big hands!"

"H-Bomb go boom!"

"No, no, don't touch! H-Bomb burn Kimmy's 

widdle hand!"