My Name Is Bob, and I Need Self-Help Help

Hey Hey It's Caturday!

"The future of Cultural Marxism and Critical Race Theory 

is so bright I gotta wear shades."

'At Once Diminished and Dominating, 

Trump Prepares for His Next Act'

When you hear 'sources say', you know immediately

it's not you.

Things They Never Teach You in School

When publicly chided, Rand Paul whines and

Anthony Fauci shines.

A Gift for the Friend Who Has Everything

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #204

Michelle Malkin and John Hawkins

In a world of incessant change, it's good to know that

John Hawkins is still a tautology in human form.

Trump Man Claims He's a 'Movement Conservative'

What Comes to Mind When You Think

'Vaccine Skeptic'

Republican Party and Proud Boys Merge, 

Become 'Proud Republicans'

Kyrsten Sinema and Joe Manchin:

Nihilistic Janus

Republicans Fundraising Off of the End of the World

Seeing the name, face, and fence of this New Jersey 

Trumpnik inclines one toward the truth of 

predestination.

Someday he'll be a Proud Boy.

Remember when Trump said, "I'm going to surround myself 

only with the best and most serious people"?

First Florida, then Texas:  this boll weevil is still

looking for a home.

Imagine it's 1902 and you're having to

deal with a Torpid Liver.  Thank God

for Carter's Little Liver Pills!

Warm Scuzzies #1,047

Patricia Derges

Do you know what your Labradoodle

is watching on television?

In all fairness, Ted Cruz did not 'run away' during the

2021 Texas Power Crisis.  He 'rolled away'.

When North Carolinians need a good

laugh, they get Stony Rushing to do

his Boss Hogg impression.

"What's that?"

"According to J. D. Vance, it's a machine

for "imposing Critical Race Theory on our 

corporate class."

"Sorry, Pedro, but I'm afraid you have a bad case of

'ballot audits'."

Things to Avoid #43

Rude Cephalopods

Are we missing Lou Dobbs yet?

You wouldn't believe what it takes to tie dye a longhorn.

Eric Swalwell Wants to Know

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #891

Doug Mastriano

Louie needs to get better acquainted with John

and Amy Sabel, the QAnon-friendly couple who

organized the event in Dallas where Gohmert spoke.

Another Trumpnik Meathead Bites the Dust

Margherita Pepperoni Gets Married

Does the demise of 'From the Desk of Donald J. Trump' 

mean that America won't be saved?

What Today's Republican Party Fears Most:

Voters

"To build a crowd for a pro-Trump rally, a Nevada GOP 

consultant sought help from the Proud Buoys."

Why the Serpent Was More Cunning Than 

Any Beast of the Field

Republican Senator Kevin Cramer Sez:  “As a party, I would

 like us to get the smile back.”

When All Else Fails

"I am not going to be vaccinated. 

I'm going to be one of the survivors. 

I'm going to survive the genocide ... 

The only good thing that will come out 

of this is a lot of stupid people will 

be killed off.  If the vaccine wipes out 

a lot of stupid people, well, we'll have 

a better world."

The Reinstatement Clause in the Constitution is where

the Emoluments Clause used to be.

Re-entry?  Has he been in orbit?  And 2024 is three years

in the future.  Besides, we're still recovering from the 

2020 election.  Give us a break, punditocracy.

How God Knows If You Left the Iron On

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #890

Kat Cammack

Facebook Censors Whitewashing

Brassy Mammary Gland

Corn---It's What's for Dinner

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #205

Cordless Hoser

When he's not playing golf, Trump likes to admire

his mirror collection.