"Party of Lincoln? Bah! Humbug!"
Saturday, July 30, 2016
Labels:
Insanity,
Larry Klayman,
Madness,
Painting
Labels:
Barack Obama,
Birthers,
Donald Trump,
Kenya
Labels:
Beth Van Duyne,
Bigots,
Mayors,
Texas
Labels:
Asses,
Donald Trump,
Donkeys,
Mascots
Labels:
Charles Koch,
David Koch,
Donald Trump,
Frankenstein,
Monsters,
Rightists
Friday, July 29, 2016
"Did the Democratic convention make you feel like a weak
and useless white male? That's why I didn't watch. I played
with my Dilbert instead."
Labels:
Cartoons,
Democratic National Convention,
Men,
Penises,
Scott Adams,
Toys,
White
Labels:
Donald Trump,
Facebook,
Love,
Vladimir Putin
Labels:
Babies,
Donald Trump,
Songs,
Vladimir Putin
Labels:
Boris Johnson,
Clown Hall,
Clowns,
England,
Great Britain
Labels:
Ann Coulter,
Bill O'Reilly,
Fox News
Melania Trump's University Diploma Joins Donald
Trump's Tax Returns in Hiding at Undisclosed Location
Labels:
Donald Trump,
Higher Education,
Melania Trump,
Slovenia
Labels:
Books,
Children,
Donald Trump,
Michael Bloomberg,
Violence
Thursday, July 28, 2016
Labels:
Children's Games,
Lone Ranger,
Movies,
Radio Shows,
TV Shows
"Surely you know, Junior, that the line you accuse Obama
of plagiarising from your RNC speech he had used in 2010
and Bush had used in 2001. Surely."
Labels:
Barack Obama,
Donald Trump Jr.,
Plagiarism
“Are you being sarcastic?” Kilmeade asked.
“Of course I’m being sarcastic,” responded Trump.
"I was born sarcastic. The first words out of my
mouth in the delivery room were, 'Ma, is this the
best you can do?'"
Labels:
Brian Kilmeade,
Donald Trump,
Fox News,
Sarcasm
Wednesday, July 27, 2016
Labels:
Donald Trump,
Dung,
Elephants,
Excrement,
Mascots
From: The Independent Order of Strange Bed Fellows
To: Republican Party
"Sleep Tight and Don't Let the Bugs Bite"
Labels:
Beds,
Bugs,
Donald Trump,
Republican Party,
Sleep,
Vladimir Putin
As he ascended the escalator in Trump Tower, he thought,
"This must be the Stairway to Heaven because the streets
there are paved with gold, too. God, how I hate gold!"
Labels:
Bible,
Donald Trump,
Gold,
Heaven,
Trump Tower
Labels:
Donald Trump,
Logos,
Vladimir Putin
Let's make a deal: after we lock Hillary up for using a
private email server, let's put Trump on trial for treason
and then lock him up with Hillary.
Labels:
Donald Trump,
Email,
Hillary Clinton,
Prisons,
Traitors
Labels:
Diseases,
Donald Trump,
Paul Ryan,
Republican Party,
Vladimir Putin
Because of his cozy relationship with Russia's oligarchs,
Paul Manafort, Trump's campaign manager, doesn't
want the world to see Trump's tax returns, either.
Labels:
Donald Trump,
Oligarchy,
Paul Manafort,
Russia,
Taxes,
Vladimir Putin
Labels:
Clowns,
Donald Trump,
Elections 2016,
Masks,
Phil Robertson,
Presidential Race
After Trump expressed his hope that Russia will
release Hillary's deleted emails, Lavrentiy Beria
said he was already on it.
Labels:
Donald Trump,
Hope,
KGB,
Lavrentiy Beria,
Police,
Russia,
Spies,
Stalin
Labels:
Clowns,
Donald Trump,
Jonah Goldberg,
Music Festivals
Labels:
Scottie Nell Hughes,
World's Worst Yoobs
Labels:
Bernie Sanders,
Donald Trump,
Muppets,
Presidential Race,
Puppets,
TV Shows
Labels:
Alternative Energy,
Donald Trump
Labels:
Donald Trump,
Email,
Hillary Clinton,
IRS,
Julian Assange,
Taxes,
WikiLeaks
According to Bill O'Reilly, the workers who helped
build the White House had been the black men standing
on street corners holding 'Will Work for Food' signs.
Labels:
African-Americans,
Bill O'Reilly,
Food,
Fox News,
Slavery
Will Barron Trump be able to play a round of golf inside
the White House like he does now in Trump Tower?
Labels:
Barron Trump,
Donald Trump,
Golf,
Trump Tower,
White House
Tuesday, July 26, 2016
Labels:
Cartoons,
Donald Trump,
Gorillas,
Heads
Labels:
Regurgitation,
Roger L. Simon,
Shirts
Labels:
Barron Trump,
Donald Trump,
Hair
Labels:
Cheese,
Donald Trump,
Lone Ranger,
Radio Shows,
Slogans
Little Known Fact #64
Donald Trump's hair does not do its own stunts. It
has a stunt double that moonlights as a groundhog.
Labels:
Donald Trump,
Groundhogs,
Hair,
Little Known Fact,
Stunts
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