Joel Naroff in Power Struggle with Defense Secretary

Delacourt for Control of Elysium

"Do you enjoy myself as much as I do?"

"Jeff Bezos isn't Rupert Murdoch, so I don't see any

downside for my clown act at the Washington Post."

Mayor Filner Prematurely Ejaculated from

Intensive Sex Therapy School

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #514

Dave Daubenmire

President Obama Disappointed to Learn He's Not the

Star of Father Knows Best

Unable to find a publisher for his 4-million-word diary that

fills 21,000 pages in 151 volumes that weigh 1,000 pounds,

this British pig scholar is in danger of perishing.

What Was Left of Lawrence O'Donnell After Julia

Ioffe Got Through with Him

The Politico Illustrated #33

'Libertarians' new adversary: Fried Green Al-Qaedas'

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #513

Markwayne Mullin

Megyn Kelly's Cleavage Reportedly

Taking Over Sean Hannity's Time

Slot

Chinless Mitch and Jesse the Fartsmeller,

Kentucky's Hottest Comedy Duo

Jesse Benton Sez:  "It is truly sick that someone would record

 a private phone conversation I had, unless, of course, the

NSA did it to keep me safe from terrorists."

Huckabee Unplugged

Huckabee Uncorked

Huckabee Unhinged

Warm Scuzzies #419

Cory Booker

Exotic Dancer

 

Exotic President

World Dentifrice Entertainment Presents

The Colgate Giant Vs. Mr. Tooth Decay

He's baaack!

"What is Jesus saying?"

"As best I can make out, He is saying that Glenn Beck will

have Hell to pay for claiming that this painting by Albin

 Veselka will restore Americans' confidence in God, morality,

and the Declaration of Independence."

Whiteworld #15

Only white beavers are welcome in Beavercreek, Ohio.

Old Men with Guns #12

Rockne Newell

15-Ton Ball of Congealed Fat, Dubbed the 'Limbaugh

Fatberg', Removed from London Sewer after

10-day Operation

Creationist Radio Ad Says Dinosaurs Were on Noah’s 

3-Storey-Tall Ark, Even the 4-Storey-Tall Titanosaurus

After he gets out of rehab, Mayor Bob Filner is expected to

 star in a remake of The Clutching Hand.

Florida Skinhead Anxious to Start Purging

Black-and-Tan Voters Again

George Zimmerman Pulled Over for Speeding in Texas;

DPS Officer Finds O. J. Simpson's Bloody Glove in

Gun Compartment

Floridian Standing His Ground in 2050

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #512

Judge Rudolph Randa

Warm Scuzzies #418

Timothy J. Brewer

A chemical-laden train has derailed in what the engineer

thought was Florida.  It was actually in Louisiana, and

the engineer was Rick Perry.

Filner in Tartarus

Some racists jump the shark.  Riley Cooper jumps

the fence.