The Quintessential Trump Rally

The Unexpurgated Bible #163

"Trump is not slack concerning his promise, as some men 

count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not

 willing that Ted Cruz should perish, but that he should

 come to repentance."

FEMA administrator Brock Long has been forcing

aides to shuttle him in government-issued vehicles

between Washington and his home in North Carolina.

As you can see, this really pisses Zombie Andrew

Jackson off.

Ted Cruz Sez: “Their favorite adjective for Beto is 

Kennedyesque. They all talk about his hair and

 his teeth. Their favorite adjective for me is 

McCarthyesque.  They all talk about my nose

 and my chin."

It would appear that those Nike shoe-burners were part

of a sinister Trumpnik conspiracy to raise Nike shares

 to an all-time high.

In Ontario, Canada, Ford stands for 'Fix or Repair Daily'.

Paul Manafort, the Once Brave and Unbreakable Flipper

Adventures in Aestheticism #94

Ecuadoran Police Have Protesters' Love to Keep Them Warm

World's Worst Yobs #399

Joey Wulfsohn

Take therefore no thought to explain Tomorrow:

explaining Today is all you have time for.

Parental Discretion Is Advised

How long will it be before Trump starts denying that 

2,977 Americans died from the September 11 attacks, 

because Democrats just made up that number to 

make him look bad?

Adventures in Aestheticism #93

What say these conservative music fans burn all 

their Willie Nelson records and buy extra copies

of Ted Nugent's Love Grenade and Penetrator

albums?

“In the name of the Quicker Picker-Upper, 

I command Hurricane Florence to cease its 

forward motion and go harmlessly into the 

Atlantic."

It used to be said that if his lips were moving, Trump 

was lying.  Now he doesn't have to move his lips.

Uncle Thomas Tries to Nail Spartacus

Booker to the Kross of Kavanaugh

Trump Sez:  "Puerto Rico was an incredible, 

unsung success."

The Cheeto Kid Goes to Chuck E. Cheese's

Genealogists hate people like Kim Davis.

Maryland real estate developer Matt Rosendale

 moved to Montana to be a 'rancher' about the 

same time Frank Zappa moved there to raise a 

crop of dental floss.

No, Matt Rosendale is not a Montana rancher, but he did 

binge eat a whole bag of Jolly Rancher hard candy as a child.

What theory best explains the

'Up Arrow' on the back

side of Melania's navy

shirt dress?

First Bag Lady

"Please, Br'er Cruz," pleaded Br'er Beto, 

"don't fling me in dat punk-rock patch!"

If you're a non-billionaire trying to influence 

Susan Collins's vote on Kavanaugh, you're a briber.  

If you're a billionaire, Susan says, "Send more

 money!"

Brother Dearest

Adventures in Aestheticism #92

Nirmal Mulye Sez:  "I think it is a moral requirement to 

make money when you can . . . to sell the product for the

 highest price."

Warm Scuzzies #828

Nirmal Mulye

Alternate Facts

Trump Sez: “We haven’t seen anything like what’s 

coming at us in 25, 30 years. Maybe ever.”

Soon to Be a Major Motion Picture, Starring Rick

Moranis as Donald Trump

"Honey, I may be seeing things, but

I could swear I just saw two carrots

making out in the garden."

Rocky Balboa Impersonator

Observing 9/11

With the aid of Pat Robertson and his patented 'Shield of

Protection', Donald Trump has re-routed Hurricane

Florence so that it will make landfall in Elizabeth 

Warren's backyard.

Workmen Installing a Walk-in Tuba

"Everybody's disloyal, Junior, except you and me, 

and I'm not so sure about you!"

Adventures in Aestheticism #91

The only thing more fickle than the human heart

is Rick Scott.

Has someone ever thought to ask John Bolton why he

keeps a petrified wooly worm under his nose?

Alex Jones Proving Richard Nixon Has Roger Stone's Back

John Bolton's Cat

King of the Rocket Men

Wisconsin Voters Get Tired of

Dilly Dally Impersonator

The Golden Age of Ballooning

The Great GOP Texas Airlift

Trump Writes the 'Real Book' on 

His Administration

David Urban, a Trump strategist, is solid bone from

the neck up.