Saturday, March 22, 2014

World's Worst Yobs #299
Joshua Encinias
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #46
Robert Litt
'I Was Putin's Pawn'
Elizabeth Wahl

'I Was Putin Spawn'
Yekaterina Putina

Friday, March 21, 2014

Before he died, Fred Phelps learned that Slayer would 
be leading a protest at his funeral.  This is a picture of 
his reaction at that moment in time, when Fred screamed,  
"No, no, no, not Slayer! Anybody but Slayer!"
Why is Madonna trying to prove that at 55, she
 has finally reached puberty?
Crackpot Realist Current Frontrunner for the 
2016 Idiocratic Party Presidential Nomination
Idaho Killing 4,000 Angry Birds to Save 

One Endangered Turd Burd
Imperial Wizard Frank Ancona Sez: “We don’t hate people 
because of their race. I mean, we’re a Christian organization.”
[With friends like Frank, Christianity doesn't
need enemies.]
Patrick Howley, He of the Prognathous 
Mouthparts, Doing His Smoking
Jay Leno Impression
"As octopuses go, I'll admit I'm rather small.  Nevertheless,
 I have three hearts and you only have one.  So there!"
Dali's Fork
Oxymorons for Our Time #161
Republican Outreach
Just Deserts #3
Fred Phelps will spend eternity carrying a protest 
sign with 'God Loves Fags' on it.

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #555
David VanDerBeek
And then Jesus said unto him, "I never knew you,
 Fred Phelps: depart from me, you that work iniquity!"
Patrick Howley Sez:  "In our sexless and mediocre modern 
era, a Natural American Spirit cigarette is a banal letdown 
from the very first drag."
World's Worst Yoobs #142
Ashe Schow
Patrick Howley still exists, just not on
Twitter anymore.
He tried to find love in an elevator, but failed.
Factoid of the Hour #20
It's National Peanut Month!
Oviraptosaur (Anzu wyliei) Sez:  

"Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O!
And on that farm he had some chicks, E-I-E-I-O!
With a chick-chick here, and a chick-chick there
Here a chick there a chick, everywhere a chick-chick!
Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O!"
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #169
Mike Chamberlain and Jim Geraghty

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Asked how he managed to steal $460,000 in
 quarters over a two-year period, New Jersey 
official Thomas Rica said he stuffed them
 into the big pockets of his coat, a replica of 
Captain Kangaroo's.
"So much for your plan to camp at Valley Forge, General
Washington.  It has been flooded with five million gallons
of raw sewage."

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

The Mad Ghoul (1943)

The Mad Ghoul (2014)
Major Pipeline Leaks More than 7,000 Gallons of Fresh 
Water into Ohio Crude Oil Preserve
Angus T. Jones Sez:  "The only thing worse than a paid
hypocrite like I was before I grew my awesome beard
 is an unpaid hypocrite."
Warm Scuzzies #453
John Swallow
It's the Ron Cobb Show!
Would everyone please stop envying Ken Langone, the
co-founder of Home Depot?  It makes him feel like he's
living in Nazi Germany in 1933.
"Hey, Teddyboy, take off that coat and show us
your tats!"
First the major retailers stopped selling smokes.  Then
came the Ciggy Police.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #554
Troy Mader
'Scientists Revive 1,500-Year-Old Life Form'

Monday, March 17, 2014

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #33
Phil Jensen
"Would you like to play 'I've Got a Secret'?"
DemoKitty had been patiently lying in wait to pounce on 
Prince Rebus.  The time to act had finally come!
A Holiday Wish All the Way from Bikini Bottom
"Whatcha watchin', honey?"
"Rogue TV, Sarah Palin's new digital
video channel."
"Sounds boring."
"Oh, it is, it is!"
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #553
Adam Baldwin

Sunday, March 16, 2014

Fred Phelps on the Edge of Death
"After reading the transcript of yesterday morning’s 
interview, it is clear that I was inarticulate about the 
point about '#mcconnelling' I was trying to make."
Octogenarian Couple Kicked Out of McDonald’s for Sitting 
‘Too Long’ Punished with Offer of Free Meals for Life