Cuddles the Hippo wishes you a Happy Halloween.

Former President Saluting His Commander-in-Chief

New Figure of Speech Named in Honor of

Rush Limbaugh: the Oxycontinmoron

With the stroke of his pen, President Bush

signed into law a bill with the most ridiculous

title since 1789: The Secure Fence Act of 2006.

Even he thought it was funny.

Little Known Fact #3
Sumo wrestlers moonlight as dumpster movers.

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Taj Mahal is always a big hit with the folk-world-blues crowd.

Meet Adara, the newest doll in the

American Girl Collection.

Gift Horse Refuses to Let Anyone

Look It in the Mouth

In order to maintain acceptable force levels,

the U. S. Army is reaching deeper and deeper

into the Reserves.

John McCain stores doubledealings in his cheeks

the way a chipmunk stores nuts.

Factoid of the Hour #1

Beatle Nuts who chew betel nuts have reddish teeth.

Two things you probably don't know are

(1) some people get eyelash transplants and

(2) surgeons who perform the procedure use

Personna Double Edge Blades.

"I pledge allegiance to the flag, flag, flag, flag,

flag, flag, flag, flag . . ."

It was inevitable the Church of the Flying

Spaghetti Monster would suffer schism.

Here, for instance, we see a devotee of the

Hovering Vermicelli sect.

Kenya's Robert Cheruiyot placed first yesterday

in Chicago's annual booty-scooting marathon.

Panama is so poor it can only afford the cardboard

version of the Diebold AccuVote-TSX voting station.

In your idle hours, you have probably wondered

what it would look like if 14,000 Mexicans played

chess at the same time. Well, wonder no more.

With the opening of a crapper-themed restaurant,

the Chinese have evidently decided to cut the

crap about the link between eating and crapping.

Palestinians are lobbying hard to make

'burning-tire jumping' a demonstration

sport in the 2008 Olympics in Beijing.

"Ay, caramba!" exclaimed Brazil's President.

"Who let this face-eater in?"

World's Worst Jobs #7

Iraqi Used-Car Salesman

Indu
Industrial Secrets #1

How They Manufacture Caviar

"See! I told you Lars' Dimples of Venus

were nothing special."

Before Luke Skywalker there was Luke Skycrawler.

"Mr. President, those reporters were just kidding

when they said I was a better obfuscator than you.

There's no question you're the best."