Scott Walker's Zen Diagram of One Hand Clapping

Who better to run the Department of the Interior

than David Bernhardt, a lobbyist for the oil and 

gas industry?

Yet Another Side Effect of Smoking

Magazine First Published in January, 1957

Still Relevant 61 Years Later

If you tell Hobo Tucker he's poor and dirty,

he will regale you with rude gestures.

Another Black-Hat Republican Bites the Dust

Who Trump Got as White House Chief of Staff When He 

Scraped the Bottom of a Bottomless Barrel

The Lindsey Graham Stained-Glass Window in the 

Church of the Holy Lie

Following his truncated term in office, Trump joined his

fraternal twin to become a potato farmer in Spain.

Scott Walker's Official Governor's Portrait

Chief of Staff Hopeful Must First Change Surname from 

'Bossie' to 'Submissive', Trump Says

Remember when Trump said, "I could stand in the 

middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and 

I wouldn't lose any voters"? Sounds like Trump 

might lose Giuliani's vote if he killed somebody.

Caution:  reading this headline may

cause you to split a seam.

As a wise man once said, "Don't rush anything.  

When the time is right, it'll happen."

Donald Trump Doing His Marcel Marceau Impression

in the Oval Office

The NRA's Answer to Calamity Jane

Trumpster Fire Blamed on Spontaneous Combustion

 of Dirty Deeds

Adventures in Aestheticism #130

What Goes Around, Comes Around

Know Your Sleepers

New FDA Study Suggests Causal Link

Between Vaping and Veeping

Close Encounter of the Trumpnik Kind

Sean Hannity Joins Kellyanne Conway in

War on Facts

Too late, Michael Cohen had learned that 'evil companions

corrupt good morals'.

Trump Sez: “That $280,000 in hush money payments

 you’re talking about is peanut stuff.”

Kevin McCarthy wants you to know that Martin Luther 

King, Jr. was a 'minority leader', but he's not.

"‘Good riddance to a spineless dinosaur’: 

Orrin Hatch gets pummeled on Twitter 

as he gives farewell speech"

Adventures in Aestheticism #129

Il Penceroso

Adventures in Aestheticism #128

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #183

Beavis and Butt-Head Do Congress

Donald and Chuck Enjoying a Little Locker Room 

Talk in the Oval Office

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #196

Liz Crokin, Steve Bannon, and Anna Khait

NRA's Financial Woes Force Firearm Advocacy

 Organization to Sell Smoking Gun BBQ Grill

In the lingo of collectors, Trump is a Pinocchio completist.

"Good grief, man, why do you have to always be so

pigheaded?"

 "Celebrity Apprentice Winner Piers Plowman Begs 

Trump to Hire Him as Chief of Staff: 'I'm Perfectly

 Qualified!'"

Trump Defends Payments to Mistresses As

 'Simple Private Transaction'

Trump's New Chief of Staff a Perfect Fit for the Job

First comes spring and summer, but then comes fall and

 winter, when Pence's attempted White House coup was 

narrowly averted.

Beyond the Land of Four Pinocchios there lies

Bottomless Pinocchio.

Smocking Gun Control Sign, Made from High Impact

Plastic, Now Available for Only $29.98 + Free Shipping!

"I've left the heliosphere, but I still stand with Mueller," 

it said.

Being Chief of Staff in Trump's White House is said to

be more daunting than going mano y mano with the

Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.

Trump Sez:  "Democrats can't find a Smocking Gun

 tying the Trump campaign to Russia."

It don't mean he's Mick Jagger

Just because he's got swagger.

A mysterious series of food truck robberies makes 

government officials suspect that the 60-foot-tall 

Amazing Colossal Man is alive and well and living in DC.

... is some place you don't want to be.

Sad Sack to Step Aside as White House Chief of Staff After 

1.5 Years of Absorbing Trumpstains

Adventures in Aestheticism #127