Like the Boll Weevil, Steve Bannon is 

looking for a home.

Out of the Basket of Deplorables,

Into a Federal Prison

The Potrzebie Prize #32

Arthur Laffer Receives Plaudits for 

Converting the Presidential Medal

of Freedom Into a Crackerjack Toy

If you can cough and spit at the same time,

you can learn to speak German.

Maybe Trump will be adopted by the Royal Family

 and move to England.

Adventures in Aestheticism #190

Smelly Brown Conspiracy

Trumpkin Pis

All-Day Trumpsuckers

So, freedom of speech has now come to mean,

for Fox News and Laura Ingraham, that a

private company, like Facebook, must permit

anyone who uses their free service to say

 anything they wish, even if, as in Paul

Nehlen's case, it's virulently anti-semitic.

Jordan Hart is one of the dullest implements in the pro-life

toolshed.

Kim Jong-un doesn't call it 'execution';

he calls it 'denuclearization'.

Who gives the white power salute better:  Anders

Breivik or Donald Trump?

Join the Guacamole Rebellion and Dump Trump!

Don't forget to remove the seed of that Mexican

 avocado you paid 25% more for because of 

Trump's tariffs.

Call it a tax and many Texans will shout, "No New Taxes!" 

Call it a tariff and many Texans will chant, "Make America

 Great Again!"

Trump Administration Makes It Easier to Be Cheesier

Like homeless people, Internet trolls live 

under the bridge over which we pass 

as we saunter along the Information 

Superhighway.

Cheek to Cheek

Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte claims he was 

once gay but 'cured' himself of homosexuality by 

becoming a homicidal maniac.

Talk of 'Freedom Gas' Spreads to the Caribbean

World's Worst Yobs #410

Sohrab Ahmari

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #770

Mark Zimmerman

Laura Ingraham Defends the Hateful 8

Trump's Pet Amphibian

“Roy Cohn was the polestar of human evil.  

The worst human being who ever lived … 

the most evil, twisted, vicious bastard ever to

 snort coke at Studio 54.”

Trump Reduces Lag Time Between Contradictory Statements 

and Policy Reversals to One Hour

Whiteworld #79

Some dead men, like Thomas Hofeller,

tell tales.

On the Runway with Sarah Huckabee Sanders

During Fashion Week

Next time you fart, just say, "Hey, I just

exported some freedom gas!"

Mark Menezes, Undersecretary of Energy in the

Trump Administration, Sez:  "Increasing export

 capacity ... [of liquified natural gas] is critical to

 spreading freedom gas throughout the world."

Steven Winberg, the Assistant Secretary for 

Fossil Energy in the Trump Administration,

thinks liquefied natural gas is made up

of 'molecules of U.S. freedom' which

we proudly export to the world.

Think of it:  Trump could commit murder and not be

indicted so long as he keeps sitting in the Oval Office.

When Miss Telephony Met Robocaller

Imagine a Chihuahua nipping at the heels of

a Great Dane.  That would be Ghouliani

trashing Robert Mueller.

Is Trump suggesting the Constitution of the United

States contains obscene language?

The White House asked the US Navy to conduct

the Philadelphia Experiment last week whereby the 

USS John McCain was rendered invisible during 

Trump’s visit to Japan.

It's because Paul Gosar's ideological bedfellows

 are White Nationalists, White Supremacists, 

Racists, Anti-Semites and NeoNazis.

Warm Scuzzies #872

Michael Williams

The very fact that Boris Johnson is the 'favorite' 

for British prime minister is all you need to know about

 how far Great Britain has descended to the level of the 

United States.

Make Assholes Great Again

"If we had had confidence that the president clearly 

did not commit a crime, we would have said so."

Scott Lloyd Latest Incompetent Trumpnik Refugee

from the Trump Administration

"No, it's not yet safe to come out.

Trump is still in the White House."

As chief executive officer of Trump's 2016 presidential

 campaign and chief strategist in the Trump Administration 

(until August 2017), Steve Bannon knows Trump is like

a used Trojan, i. e., a pretty ordinary scumbag.

The problem with Kim Trump-un's Biden insults is not that 

they are insulting; it's that they are so junior high.

A half mile of border fence near El Paso that cost 

$8 million to build has successfully blocked three 

Caterpillars from infesting Mexico.

Mark Morgan, Acting Director of ICE, has a

nose-and-eyeglasses engineering problem.

How Mark Lindblom did it remains a state secret, which 

even Bill Barr is powerless to declassify.

Adventures in Aestheticism #189