"I was the most transparent, and am, 

transparent President in history."

"Hush, hush
I thought I heard her calling my name now
Hush, hush"

World's Most Exclusive Trumpnik-Only Church Located

 in West Palm Beach, Florida

Warm Scuzzies #870

Fred Shipman

Bra Power!

Matt Shea Now Available in Convenient

 Butter Form for All Your Ultra-Healing 

All-Over Hydration Needs

"I will be here when you are ready to

roll with the changes," Ben says.

Tsk!  Tsk!  When Noah built the original ark,

he was 600 years old.  After it rained on

his ark for 40 days and 40 nights,

Noah didn't sue anybody.

Trump is not going to be shamed because it's not

possible to shame a sociopath.

Duck to Continue Nesting Atop Abe Lincoln's 

Head Until Trump Leaves Office

Texas Buffalo Chip

The Trumps Visit Arlington National Cemetery

Adventures in Aestheticism #187

Rudy Giuliani Shows How Drunktweeting Is Done

Want to die on Mount Everest?  Take a number.

Extremely Stable Genius Promises Farmers Mega Rolls of 

Toilet Paper Emblazoned with Trump-Faced One 

Hundred-Dollar Bills

First, Trump Screws You, Then Comes the Hush Money

Adventures in Aestheticism #186

Post-Mortem Trump Checking His Bone Spurs

In her latest snit, Kellyanne Conway claimed 

Nancy Pelosi is the 6th richest member of Congress. 

That's not true: Pelosi is the 30th richest member of 

Congress (net worth: $16 million). And, according 

to The Hill, "Conway is worth between $10 million and 

$39.3 million, according to her 2017 financial disclosure. 

She and her husband purchased a 15,000-square-foot 

mansion in Northwest Washington for nearly $8 million 

several months after she joined the administration."

"I believe in the rule of law so long as I'm the law."

Warm Scuzzies #869

Stephen Calk

C'mon, Kellyanne, everybody knows you're a

shoeshiner, not a maid.

Tory Humor

No Guitars, Just Vuvuzelas

Adventures in Aestheticism #185

Slip the Blood to Me Bud

Infrastructure Held Hostage

Day 1

The Infinite Blindfolded Typists Theorem 

states that hitting keys on a typewriter 

keyboard that can't be seen for an infinite 

amount of time will almost surely produce 

the complete works of William Shakespeare.

DressBarn Closes All 650 Stores, Just to Spite Trump

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #769

Bill Deagle

Maybe we should add incest and pedophilia to the

list of Trump's crimes.

Joe Biden Denies He's Ever Made a Cat Laugh

Oreo Gets Double Stuffed at HUD Hearing

And so Doug McLeod, a Mississippi GOPer,

punched his wife in the face.

And to think that, at $200,000 each, we could have 

purchased 7,850 Lamborghinis for $1.57 billion.  

Sigh!

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #768

J. Z. Knight

Isn't everything, including fascism?

Pete Hegseth holds degrees from Princeton and Harvard.  

As a Fox News personality and ultra-Trumpnik, Pete is

 doing his damndest to make these Ivy League schools

 proud.

Profit-driven, advertiser-funded corporate media

know that more Americans care about the

vicissitudes of British royalty than they do

about climate change and mass extinctions.

It's time for Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats in the

House of Representatives to live up to their oath

of office by impeaching Donald John Trump.

One can only hope this is true.

Ah, the Global Geopolitics of Friendly Persuasion

"If Joseph built pyramids to store grain,

I can build pyramids to store Froot Loops,"

Carson rejoined.

Remember when, during the Obama Administration,

Republicans wanted to ban czars?

The Varmints Are Misbehaving

Adventures in Aestheticism #184

'Jay Sekulow Instructs Michael Cohen to Lie

 to Congress'

Fox News Personalities Diagnosed with 

Terminal Pachydermatitis

Words of Wisdom from the Fox News Host Who

Holds Degrees from Princeton and Harvard