The Uranus Examiner has ceased publication, forced 

out of circulation by prudish Missourians who didn't

 know our English word, 'Uranus', is the transliteration

 of the Greek word, 'ouranos', which is translated as 

'Heaven' 268 times in the King James Version of the

 Holy Bible.

The Parting of Commander Bonespur and the General

Was Such Sweet Sorrow

France Wants Trump, Trump Loves France

It Ain't Over Till the Special Counsel Sings

Heather Nauert Believed to Be

Stimulus for Creation of 

Malibu Barbie Doll

Coincident with Trump's nomination of Heather Nauert 

as Ambassador to the United Nations, the position has been 

downgraded from cabinet-level to blond wasteland-level.

Fox Business Network Apologizes for the

Anti-Semitic Ravings of Tyler, Texas's 

Finest

Adventures in Aestheticism #126

World's Worst Yobs #402

Peter Pry

"We don't dislike democracy," howled the wolves, "that

 good little lamb; we even love it: nothing is more tasty

 than a tender lamb."

Who's 'we', Papal Nuncio to the New York Times?

When they were shown charts and graphs which

displayed a 'hockey stick' spike in the national debt

 in the not-too-distant future, they responded, “Yeah, 

but we won’t be here."

"Isn't that Joe Manchin, the conservative, pro-coal 

Democrat?" asked Ron Obvious.

The Unexpurgated Bible #165

And Hannity said, "Go and search diligently for Baby Jesus; 

and when ye have found him in a cage, bring me word again, 

that I may come and politicize him also."

Poppy Bush Goes to Heaven and 

Leaves Narcissus Behind

Joe Biden is 'the most qualified person in the country to be 

president' in the same way George Herbert Walker Bush 

was, in the words of Chris Wallace, 'the greatest living

 American'.

Art Imitating Life, or

Vice-Versa?

Steve Doocy Diagnosed with TNCS

(Trump No Collusion Syndrome)

Trump Has an Epiphany

This Cathedral Ain't Big Enough for the Both of Us

5G cellular mobile communications features a high data rate, reduced latency, energy saving, cost reduction, higher system capacity, massive device connectivity, and, like Trump's wall, promises to pay for itself.

According to PETA, you should no longer say 'bring home 

the bacon'.  Instead, you should say, 'bring home the bagels'. 

One is made to wonder if this reformulation of a popular 

idiomatic expression has been approved by PETB (People

 for the Ethical Treatment of Bagels).

Steve Bannon Sex Machine Cancels Appearance at 4th 

International Congress on Love and Sex with Robots

Go for it, Trumpniks!  Now's your chance!

"He's the most colorless Attorney-General ever,"

they say.

"Shields up, red alert!"

Adventures in Lexicology #26

Psychopompeo (/ˈsaɪkoʊ/pɒmˈpeɪoʊ), n. A guide of souls to 

the place of the political undead.  [The Secretary of State

was the psychopompeo for members of the Trump

Administration.]

Chris Stewart Sez:  “Journalists disappear all over 

the country.”

Sergeant Matt Patten Disciplined for Aligning 

Himself with QAnon and 'Theoretical Alternative 

Meanings Behind Political Happenings'

Torture Porn

Lindsey Graham Nails It

The Shadow had "the power to cloud men's minds so 

they cannot see him." But he had not figured on the

 cat during shedding season.

"I am a Tariff Man," Trump says.  A tariff is a tax on imports. 

Trump, in other words, is saying, "I am a Tax Man."  And 

who pays the tax?  You do.

Ladies, are you ready for the

'Pence Effect'?

Commander Bonespur Salutes Not Too Successful

Dead President

Who is this guy trying to hide behind

a scrofulous beard?

Trump Makes a Distinction

Trump looks like a bride left at the altar.

Adventures in Aestheticism #125

Glenn Reynolds Self-Deports from Twitter, 

Giving Him More Time to Read Novels

with the Kindle App on His iPhone

Trump Pays Tribute to The Animals

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #120

Joseph Otting

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #182

Pardonocchio: the Story of a Lying Puppet

Who Wants to Stay Out of Jail

Captain Marvel's Flying Dragon

Adventures in Aestheticism #124

Argentina Sérénade