Oklahoma Earthquake Yet Another Reason for Fracking 

Mogul Harold Hamm to Be Trump's Secretary of Energy

Warm Scuzzies #707

Long Island University Brooklyn

"You're in the midst of polite company, so please

refrain from saying 'Roger Ailes' or other obscenities."

Tiffany Trump Said to Be 

Very Popular Among Red-

Blooded, Flag-Waving

Millennials

Rude Rhymes #87

Xenoglossy

David Bossie

We Own the Night

Extremophiles, like the Trump spawn, have the extraordinary 

ability to thrive as Outsiders, far beyond the normal 

environments on Earth.

Proud Flesh

We're gonna need more corners!

David Lewis Sez:  "I'm not racist.  I'm just a principled

Republican whose First Principle is:  Do what it takes

 to keep Democrats from voting."

A: Is that a talking stump or Mike Pence giving his

stump speech?

B: Is there a difference?

Sorry, Michele, no more elections for you.

Maybe the rumors are true and Batman's secret identity is

really Bruno Diaz.

"Correct me if I'm wrong, Mr. Gutierrez, but I've heard

you decided to back Trump after he said you could be 

 'Big Marco'."

"Paul Ryan? Never heard of him!"

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #80

Paul Finebaum

Q:  "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

A:  "To show the armadillo how it's done."

"Like you say, Corey Lewandowski, 'White America First

 is something that has got Trump to this point, and he 

doubled down on it last night'."

Herman Cain says when anyone questions his loyalty 

to America, all he has to do is push his Patriot Button.

Roger Stone Sees Conspiracies Within Conspiracies,

Wheels Within Wheels

Immigration Reform Plans #7

Trump's 10-Part Immigration Plan

1.  We

2.  Will

3.  Build

4.  A

5.  Great

6.  Wall

7.  Along

8.  The

9.  Southern

10. Border

Wearing his 'Make Mexico Great Again Also' cap, Rudy

Giuliani performs his version of the 'Mexican Hat Dance'.

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III Wearing His

'Make Mexico Great Again Also' Hat

Rudy Giuliani Goes Full Mussolini in Phoenix

"So good to meet you, Little Enrique!"

The Trump 190 MPH 450 CFM Natural-Gas-Powered 

Latino Blower

Flying Fickle Finger of Fate

Apostle Thomas Rodgers, Sr., Pastor of Antioch Road to

 Glory International Ministries in North Carolina, Doing

 His Marcus Garvey Impression

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #667

Texe Marrs

Gun Reportedly Pried from Cold Dead Hand of Abu 

Muhammad al-Adnani, Senior ISIS Strategist

Rick Perry Selected to Appear in Next Season of

Dancing with the Stars and Bars

"This is a wall, fellow Trumpniks, not a bidet.  Got that?"

"If you don't stand for the National Anthem when you're

 watching a game on TV at home, maybe you should find a 

country that works better for you."

Mark Burns Sez:  "I want to Apologize for my Twit that many 

found to be offensive..."

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #87

Antonio Branco

Rescue: It's not just a verb. It's a promise.

The Last Selfie

Immigration Reform Plans #6

Trump Immigration Reform Plan Elucidated

in Figure 3

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #666

Will Rogers

Trilobitus cthulhusus

World's Worst Jobs #140

Donald Trump Surrogate

Will the Circle Be Unbroken?

McCain Says He's Too Mean to Go Maverick on Trump

Are we having Funt yet?

Donald Trump Sez:  "I understand life. And I

understand how life works. I'm the Lone Ranger."

Kellyanne Conway Sez: "Donald Trump

 is the unpredictable X-Factor."

New Mouth of Hell Uncovered

Obi-Wan Kenobi Sums Up the Trump Campaign