Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9.  Yes, the

time is nigh for Fearguth and spouse to depart for their

9th Jam Cruise.  So, this corner of the Internet will go

dark and remain so until January 12.

"At ABC News, we get paid more for knowing less 

than you do!"

Pig-Pen Happy to Learn You Don't Need to

Shower Daily

Captain Moroni and the Bundy Boyz Putting Out

Feelers for New Reality TV Show, Team Goober

"Stewart Rhodes, founder of Oath Keepers, says the 

current standoff at the wildlife refuge in Oregon is being 

'manufactured by potheads who want a fight.' Potheads 

don't want a fight. He must be confusing us with 

methheads."

Wingnut Conspiracist Claims Creation of the Universe Was 

a False-Flag Operation by the Prince of Demons

Observers say the 'Magical Depressionism' phase of 

Jeb's presidential campaign began when Barb started

 to look worried.

Contrary to popular belief, the Dodo is not extinct; it is 

alive and well, roosting in an Oregon bird sanctuary.

Andy Holt, Tennessee Party Barge, Seeking Way to

Show His Support for Captain Moroni and the Bundy

Boys

Man Bites Dog, Pizza Deliveryman Stabs Customer

The Unexpurgated Bible #124

"And the Lord saith, 'Son of man, set thy face against 

Ammon and the Ammonites, and prophesy against them'."

"But, Mr. Koch, they're calling us Vanilla ISIS!"

What Captain Moroni Imagines He Looks Like

What Captain Moroni Really Looks Like

Captain Morgan Joins Captain Moroni and the

Bundy Boys at the Malheur National Wildlife

Refuge

"Why are you holding up that copy of the Constitution,

Mr. Bundy?"

"I'm warding off BLM vampires."

To paraphrase Greg Abbott, "Nobody can guarantee that the 

Malheur refugees will not engage in terrorist activity. 

Opening our doors to them exposes us to unacceptable peril.”

Tonight's low in the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge

 will be 12°.  Let's just shut off all the utilities to the HQ 

and play freeze-out.

Tonya Couch, Affluenza Vector

“God been berry, berry good to U.S.”

"Hey, Mom, what's goin' on down at the refuge 

headquarters?"

"Oh, it's just those Bundy Boys and their buddies 

reenacting Custer's Last Stand."