Another Explanation for Why You Always

Find Only One Shoe Beside the Road

"Hey, I was just jerking your chain!
I can't handle the truth, either!"

Famous Blogger Appalled by the Number of Obama

Supporters Who Don't Shop at Target

Walnuts and Peanuts

“John just said, 'Don’t give me that shit! And take your
hands off me!' He's such a kidder."

Rear Admiral John Stufflebeem has been forced into retirement

for having sex in the White House. Will President Bush be next?

"I look into the eyes of each and every one of you and say:
I have never taken bribes. I never took a dime into my
own pocket.  You are getting very sleepy."

"I'm so happy you guys like to play Charades as much as I do."

"In the words of Richard Nixon, that great American statesman,

'I am not a crook!'"

"My husband is absolutely opposed to any negative
campaigning at all. That's why John is disappointed
Obama bin Laden was offended when Hamas
endorsed him."

Hillary Dog-Whistling to the Voters of Kentucky and West Virginia

Vito Finito

American Empire #22

Asymmetric Warfare

Hillary says she has a "much broader base to build a

winning coalition on." Now that you think of it, she is

rather broad-beamed, wouldn't you say?

"John McCain seems to have lost his bearings.

Has anybody seen them?"

One of the ways a dictionary defines a word is to use it

in a sentence. For example, look up 'insufferable' and you

might see, "Chris Matthews is an insufferable blowhard."

Razing McCain #5

If John McCain were a lizard, he would be an Albino Chameleon.

"Hang on a sec! My cellphone is ringing."

As yet another sign of progress since the fall of the Soviet Union,

Krasnoyarsk, Russia, now has traffic jams even when the temperature

is 22 degrees below zero.

"Funny, you'd think this painting would be a lot

heavier than it is."

Steely Dann

Razing McCain #4

Senator McVain

Great Misadventures in Science #3

John McCain Undergoes Rhinoplasty

Thrill of Victory

Agony of Defeat

"Burn her, I say, she turned me into a newt!"

Hillary's M.O. Revealed for Winning the Hearts of White Voters

EPA Chief Stephen Johnson skipped a Senate

hearing today, claiming he has "back problems."

It seems somebody has stolen his spine.

Michelle Malkin, Jesse's Bitter Half

Bronze Man Challenges Iron Man to Heavy Metal Death Match

Clinton Supporter's Adamantine Resolve Begins to Soften

World's Worst Jobs #79

Indian Oil Refinery Gas Flares

Upon learning that his kind was treated with more respect there

than human beings, the iguana decided to immigrate to Gitmo.

Hillary Loses Nomination Battle, Wins Rocket Man

Consolation Prize

Razing McCain #3

Presidential Candidate Diagnosed with Two Incurable Maladies:

Stone in the Heart and Ossification of the Head

World's Worst Yobs #33

Max Boot

Scott Bloch, Chief of DOJ's Office of Special

Counsel, Target of FBI Investigation for Disk

Laundering and Towel Day Extravagancy

Madonna and Child

Blackwater President Gary Jackson Excited About

New 'Private Mercenary Army' Ringtone

On the outside: Michael Gordon, a New York Times reporter.

On the inside: an anonymous Bush Administration official.

Even though his office is "rife with booze, profanity,

inappropriate sexual activity, misuse of state vehicles,

and on-the-job threats involving the Mafia," Ohio

Attorney General Marc Dann says, "I am in the office,

have rolled up my sleeves, and am working on behalf

of the people of State of Ohio." Sounds like he's the

typical workaholic.

Careful! If you stare at President Bush when he doesn't

want you to, he'll call you a 'lookist'.

Razing McCain #2

Orthodox: 'Ortho'=Straight, 'Dox'=Talk

World's Worst Jobs #78

Afghan Flour Market Worker

Before the Wright Brothers, there were the Wrong Brothers.

Thrilla in Manila 2: The Revenge of Allah

With a price tag of over $600 million, the U. S. Embassy

in Baghdad has given new meaning to 'Green Zone'.

In Afghanistan, the Gerber slogan is: "Anything for baby,

so long as it's rice."

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