Elizabeth Warren Asks:  “At a time when large majorities 

of Americans have lost faith in government, does the fact 

that the chief justice is presiding over an impeachment 

trial in which Republican senators have thus far refused

 to allow witnesses or evidence contribute to the loss of 

legitimacy of the chief justice, the Supreme Court 

and the Constitution?”

Professor Wacko Has-Been

 Is this all there is to it?

In Wake of Iran Strike, Trump's Claim

 on Troop Injuries Gets Worse

First:  “No Americans were harmed.”

Then:  "11 suffered brain injuries."

Then:  "34 suffered brain injuries."

Then:  "50 suffered brain injuries."

Then:  "64 suffered brain injuries."

Trump Sez:  ‘They want to kill our cows. 

That means you’re next!’

"Come all ye Trumpniks and listen to me,

Blow, blow, blow the wall down."

Wilbur Ross, the World's Oldest

Disaster Capitalist

Bongo In Extremis

Jared Kushner Immerses Himself

in the Middle East

With friends like Dan Bongino, who needs enemies?

New High-Resolution Closeup of Sun's Surface Suggests 

It's Made of Red-Orange Glitter

"While hot tubbing with Lou Dobbs the other day, he 

told me John Bolton is a 'petty snarling Lilliputian'.  

And so I asked Lou, "Did you know Jonathan Swift 

was the author of The Benefit of Farting Explain'd?"

His eyes are focused like laser beams on 

Trumpniks and their tawdry transgressive

pleasures.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #791

Micah Van Huss

Remember when the United States defeated the

Taliban and won the war in Afghanistan 

19 years ago?

The reporters swarmed around Lindsey Graham like

flies on a cow's ass.

Americans wanted to know.  Now they do.

Maillol's Dreamer

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #790

Anthony de Caluwa

Got Wood?  Grant, That Is

Mr. Smock

The only thing thicker than blood is

Jared Kushner.

James Mitchell, Star of Real Monsters of the CIA

Warm Scuzzies #907

Morris Berger

Was it the 'largest small boulder' in Colorado, or

the 'smallest large boulder'?  The San Miguel County

Sheriff's Office is investigating.

Partners in Crime Scores 6.4 Rating on IMDB

Joy Villa, Mobile Marketer

They Call Him 'Dead-Ender Carlson'

This Week Only!

Boneless Barr $5.99/lb

Metaphor Mixology #17

'Bolton bombshell sets off a whodunit frenzy'

Bernie Sanders Surging, On Track to Become Octogenarian 

Ahead of Schedule

Remember Make Me Laugh, the TV game show?

Waiting for the Remake

Meet Kerri Kupec, Bill Barr's Mouth Organ and 

Flak Catcher.

Starr's Auto-Knockout an

Impeachment Trial First

To think we once believed

the walrus was Paul.

Not Exactly Glossalaia, But Close

World's Worst Yoobs #209

Katie Pavlich

What Goes Around Comes Around

Warm Scuzzies #906

Peter Lucido

Trumpnik Nature Red in Tooth and Claw

A Précis of 2020

Byron York Calls for Meow Mix

Impeachment Not Over Until John Bolton Sings

Republican Senators Call for Percy Dovetonsils

 Testimony at Trump Impeachment Trial

DC Best Seller, Very Popular on Capitol Hill

Trump Gives America the Bird

Secretary of State Finds Ukraine on Map

Star Drek