Beware the Media Goatsucker!

FEMA Holds a Press Conference

Johnny Rotten, Aging Sex Pistol, Fires Blanks

"No, you can't go play with that low-class Kia Rio!

You're a high-class Jaguar and don't you ever forget it!"

The doctor could tell that giving the patient a

complete physical was going to be problematic.

General Pace Develops Permanent Stoop from

Wearing Humility Medals

Four Reasons We Are All Doomed

When he awoke, the Silver Surfer sensed that

something was not quite right with his legs.

Tony and Julie will tell you there's nothing quite like being

watched making love in an Airbus 380 at 30,000 feet.

"Help!" the jack-o'-lantern yelled.

"A grizzly is invading my privacy!"

Is the glass half full of Christoph Blocher, or half empty?

Trick-or-Treater Shows Up Early on Condi's Doorstep

Amtrak is using any and all means to make

sure its trains run on time.

Blackwater Contractors Undergoing

'Cultural Awareness Training'

Click on this banner to see that Islamo-Fascism

Awareness Week (IAW) is actually a front for

Higher Education Execrates Horowitz

Awareness Week (HEE HAW).

When you use the Fallacy of the Straw Man as often

as President Bush does, you have to buy straw by

the wagonload.

Cowboys and Engines

Fearguth is in Las Vegas for the Third Annual

Vegoose Music Festival. He has found an

Internet hotspot conveniently located in a

Krispy Kreme Doughnuts shop. He will

resume posting tomorrow, October 25, but

right now he has some money he needs to lose.

Coco Following Buttcheek Implant Surgery

George Bush Following Butthead Implant Surgery

According to Thiaoouba Prophecy, Mitt Romney's 'Purple Aura'

appears only as temporary 'clouds' and 'flames', indicating

truly spiritual thoughts, like: "Actually, just look at what Osam

-- Barack Obama -- said just yesterday. Barack Obama, calling on

radicals, jihadists of all different types, to come together in Iraq."

What Happened to the Government's Case Against the Holy

Land Foundation After Allah's Mighty Wind Blew into Town

Federal Election Commission Investigating

Possibly Illegal Extraterrestrial Contributions

to the Dennis Kucinich Presidential Campaign

Oral Roberts Vows to Prevent Anal Roberts

from Stealing ORU

Kid Rock Starts Fight at Waffle House, Says Cook

Put Pickle Slices on Wrong Side of His Grilled

Texas Bacon DOUBLE Patty Melt Plate

Fireman Fighting Losing Battle Against

Glenn Beck's Incendiary Rhetroic

Based on observations of large gatherings on the

right side of Iapetus, one of the moons of Saturn,

astronomers have concluded that Islamo-Fascism

Awareness Week has had an impact far beyond the

confines of Planet Earth.

Axis of Evil

Praxis of Evil

Billionaire Richard Mellon Scaife Spends Night in Doug's

Motel with Tammy Sue Vasco; R. Emmett Tyrrell Quickly

Poo-Poos Notion of Link to Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy

Fred Skinflintstone

"Now, now, Silver, calm down. The Lone Ranger

doesn't love Scout more than you. That's just a

vicious rumor started by Tonto."

World's Worst Yobs #27

Fred Barnes

Victims of Hansen's Disease were fanning out across America

on Monday after spending a lively evening failing to agree on

who is the most leprous candidate in the White House race.

Yes, Putin's got milk.

Kingpin

It's a slow news day. Round up the usual suspects.

"Yessir, I know it sounds crazy. But I'd swear I

heard Honest Abe say, "Go Hillary!"

Walker, Texas Ranger, Endorses Mike Huckabee for President;

Analysts Say Move Means Martial Arts and Country-Western

Vote No Longer in Play

"Neighbor, when was the last time you had a big steaming

bowl of Neocon Brand Chili? Well, that's too long!"

Bill Kristol Having a Wargasm

The brains of most people have Right Hemispheres and Left

Hemispheres. Fred Barnes' brain has Magdeburg Hemispheres.

Mind in Original Shrinkwrapped Box,

Never Opened

What Oppo Researchers Like to Do on Their Day Off

Cranioscope Shows Interior of Race-Car-Driver's

Head Looks Like Checker Auto Parts

Asia Waiting for the Mighty U. S. to Come to Bat