"I'm the target of Irrational Leftist Lust.  They can't

help themselves; it's in their DNA."

Paul Ryan to Give GOP Response to SOTU Address

Michele Bachmann to Give Tea Party Response

Mortimer Snerd to Give Wooden Dummy Response

Drug-Smuggling Pigeon Nabbed; Stool Pigeon

Enters Witness Protection Program

He felt so alone, the only Republican in the building who

wasn't running for President.

Rude Rhymes #44

Ass Clown

Paul Broun

Things That Make Your Skin Crawl #7

Rupert Murdoch's Svengali Impression

"I am color blind.  I do not discriminate between blacks, whites,

yellows, browns, or reds.  I enjoy attacking humans all equally."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #262

Travis Corcoran

"Gosh, Mr. Outgoing-Press Secretary, please forgive me,

but I've already forgotten your name!"

Magical Depressionism #18

New York Mafia Bust Creates 127

New Private Sector Job Openings

Rick Santorum is threatening to run for the

Republican nomination for President.  Can

you imagine a bigger waste of money and

our nation's shrinking attention span?

Remember:  no build-your-own shish-kabob is complete without

onions, peppers, and mushrooms.

With Sarah's and the Tea Party's unfavorability ratings at

all time highs, Todd Palin has decided it's about time for

him to take some half-nekkid ski action.

Two Ways to Play Musical Chairs

Civil

Uncivil

"Well, I think I could win the Republican nomination if I

chose to run, because I do think I'm in the mainstream

of the Republican Party. I also think I have an equally

 good chance of winning the Powerball Jackpot."

"No more snow!  No more snow!  No more snow!"

Relax Responsibly

Rush Limbaugh Attempts to Translate Hu Jintao's Chinese

into Pig Latin, His Native Tongue

World's Worst Yobs #206

Piers Morgan

Kidnapped Baby Found 23 Years Later,

Still Only 19 Days Old

"And I will die if I have to to defend someone else's right

to go to Hell as they choose!"

"Repeal this bill, repeal Obamacare, repeal socialized

medicine, repeal Obama, repeal the Senate, repeal repeal!"

House Passes Health Repeal, Sickens and Dies

Halliburton dropped $250 million to keep

him out of a Nigerian prison.  Will it now

cough up another $787,000 to plant a new

heart in Dick Cheny's chest?

Were he still around, Dizzy Dean would say this Krispy

 Kreme Cheeseburger with Bacon looks like a slider that

just slud into third base.

Slipping into Darkness

Speaking of Cross Hares

Researcher Attempting to Teach 9,400-Year-Old

Dog New Tricks

If you're running short of arguments against most

any policy or proposal, you can always say,

"It's unconstitutional!"

Good Sign

Patriot of the Year Has Accident

While Shaving

Deacon Bentley Sez:  "Sure, he's heavy. 

He ain't my brother."

53% in New Poll Say Palin Unfavorable

Rating Still Not High Enough

Massachusetts Company Granted Patent for Process to

Convert Republican Bullshit into Usable Crude Oil

If you're not a Christian, then Robert Bentley,

the new Republican Governor of Alabama, is

not your brother.  Sorry!

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #261

Robert Bentley

Every time she opened her mouth, Sarah

lost a bit more face.

"Of course you're hearing crickets!  If it weren't

for me, you wouldn't be hearing anything!"

Stand together with Glenn against all violence, or

he'll plug you!

Joe Camel Reacting to His

Lung Cancer Diagnosis

Good Heavy

Bad Heavy

Warm Scuzzies #133

Julius Baer Group

Nitty Gritty Dirt Band Still Quite Popular in Australia

Asked why he decided to attend the MLK holiday breakfast

after saying he wouldn't, Maine Governor Paul LePage said,

"I wanted to make it easier for the NAACP to kiss my butt!"

World's Worst Yobs #205

Charles Blow