New York City Turdsmoker Commiserates with Michael

Cohen Outside Manhattan Hotel

Benjamin Netanyahu has a

new pet.

Mark Zuckerberg's Security, Flights Cost Facebook 

$8.9 Million in 2017; Scott Pruit Said to Be 

Extremely Jealous

"US officials say 59 missiles were fired from the USS Porter 

and USS Ross warships which were positioned in the 

Mediterranean Sea." At a cost of about $2 million each, 

that's $118 million of our tax dollars blown up in Syria. 

Think about what $118 million could do for the teachers 

and students in Oklahoma or Kentucky or West Virginia.

Kentucky must've done something really horrendous to be

punished with a governor like Matt Bevin.

Trump Shoots His Wad

A New Line Cinema Re-Release

Now that his flat denial of visiting Prague in October, 2016

 has been undermined, Michael Cohen can now claim, in 

self-defense, that he visited Prague only because he had

always wanted to meet Milos Forman before the 

famous director passed away.

"James Comey is way too bitchy to suit me."

Whew, that was close!  The Cruise missiles that dropped

on Syria had reached their 'Use By' date and were about

to expire.  Waste not, want not.

Happy Friday the 13th Everybody!

Blow Syrians to smithereens with Cruise missiles? 

That's American justice.

Gas Syrians? That's a crime against humanity.

Housekeeping Ain't No Joke

Stages of Trumpnik Denialism

1. James Comey is a liar.

2. James Comey is a crisis actor.

3. James Comey's  meeting with Trump was a

False Flag Operaton.

4. James Comey never met with Trump.

5. James Comey doesn't exist and never has.

Warm Scuzzies #795

Diamond and Silk

The Probability of Trump Exploding Has Gone Up

Bird Reacts to Trump's Pardon of Scooter Libby

Trump’s Lawyer Michael Cohen Arranged $1.6 Million 

Payout to Playmate after Affair with Elliott Broidy, 

a Top GOP Donor and Fundraiser, Led to Abortion

White House Denies Kelly Facepalm, Claims Kelly 

'Is a Very Nearsighted Palm Reader'

Fling Poo Calls Comey 'Slime Ball'

Trump's Pecker is yoooge.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #172

Sweet...Sweet, Hush Money

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #171

Hush...Hush, Sweet Money

Former Trump Doorman Stands By Story That

 Trump Had Affair With Housekeeper That 

Produced Child

Pompeo and Circumstance

A Rising Tide Lifts All Boats

Trump Says He Has 'Full Confidence' in His 

Wilford Brimley Impersonator

Trump Sez: "Sometimes it may not look like it, 

but believe me, we are draining the swamp."

Time Tourist #12

Nominee to Federal Bench in Louisiana Coyly Refuses to 

Give Direct Answer to Question about Recently-Decided

 Supreme Court Decision, Brown v. Board of Education

As Sabrina Corgatelli shows, it doesn't take balls to

hunt giraffes.

Lt. Commander Data Understands

Adventures in Aestheticism #13

Cops Claim Giant Mouse Ate Half a Ton of Marijuana

Wisconsin Man Says He's Eaten Enough Cheetos

to Last Him a Lifetime

Looks Like Trump's Fixer Needs Fixing

In light of the $2.5 million donated by

Russians to the NRA, wouldn't it be fair

to say NRA stands for 'National Russian

Association'?

The Faithful Gazed Reverently at the

Stained Glass Window, as a Hush

Fell Over the Church of Trump

Warm Scuzzies #794

David Smith

And for those political opponents he can't take out with his 

assault rifle and bow, Paul Nehlen, like the Black Knight,

 bites their legs off.

Trump always stood out in a crowd.

As one GOP congressman puts it, "Kevin McCarthy 

is already circling like a green fly circling shit trying

 to take Paul Ryan's job."

Pope Francis Sez:  "Care about the poor, not Rod Dreher."

On this Bali beach, no one sings Bali Ha'i anymore.

Everybody is talking about 'red lines' these days, and,

apparently, if you cross one, there's hell to pay, except

when there isn't.

Carnival of Souls

Marlboro Man to Join Marijuana Corporation

 Advisory Board

'Paul Ryan Announces He Won't Run Again'

The Id Is the Center of the Universe

If you've read Tom Robbins's Another Roadside Attraction, 

you may remember Mon Cul, the red-assed baboon, the 

only creature on Earth who knew an English word that

 rhymed with 'orange'.

"Hi, I'm Mark Zuckerberg, and all I want to know

is if you'll friend me on Facebook."