Wednesday, November 14, 2007

November 4, 2008: Election Day. That means it's less than a
year before Fearguth gets to vote for President. In celebration
of this fact, he will be camping and hiking in Big Bend National
Park November 14-19, 2007. Look for him to return online
November 20.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Proof That the $10 Billion the U. S. Gave to
Pervez Musharraf Has Been Well Spent

Fred Thompson's attempt to prove he has fire in the belly for
the Presidency ended rather combustibly.

"O Mighty One, when I am empty,
please dispose of me properly."

Monday, November 12, 2007

Let us not forget that times are also tough for
Bernie Kerik's police dog, K-9-11.
One measure of Tony Blair's unpopularity in England is
that he is still waiting for someone to pick him up at
10 Downing Street and give him a ride to his new home.
When you wake up tomorrow morning, you need to
remind yourself that Slobodan Milosevic is still dead.
"Sheesh, bro, you've got the most deviated
septum I've ever seen!"
Andy Sullivan Reportedly Haunted by the Ghost of
Clinton Past, the Ghost of Clinton Present, and the
Ghost of Clinton Yet to Come
Pangolins are notorious panhandlers. Please do what
you can to help break them of this nasty habit.
Soccer stars suck on things because sucking is
one of their natural reflexes.

"Now that you mention it, coach, the air isn't
nearly as thin down here."
"That step, sir, would be the Charleston."

Alaska Republican State Representative Pete Kott Sells
Soul to the Devil for the Price of a Used Riding Lawnmower

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Blank Slate #3
Top Stories from November 11, 2007
"Chalk Talk: How to Execute a Miracle 15-Lateral Touchdown"
"Can You Judge Wine Better with Your Eyes Closed"?
"Can Beyoncé End the War on Terrorism?"
"My Husband and I Want to Sleep Around. Should We?"
Drudge Report Funnies #13"SHOCK: Parking Rage Caught On Tape; Dentist Turns Violent
Over Blocked Parking Space; Best Views of Tragedy Blocked by
Nude Rubberneckers"
The day Denmark decided to invade Mexico.
"You goddam evolutionist, if I hear you say Charles
Darwin one more time, I'll rip your face off!"
"Call me lazy, and I'll call you another victim
of the Puritan work ethic."
"Listen, you Yorkshire twit! We Danes are the greatest
dogs in the world. Period. End of discussion!"

Things to Avoid #9
Wearing a Coiled-Steel Bonnet in an Electrical Storm

"Ambassador Bolton,
Unlike a stopped clock, you are wrong twice a day.
Sincerely,
Mohamed ElBaradei"
Chancellor Merkel wasn't too keen on the President's
idea of making Ray Wylie Hubbard's "Screw You, We're
From Texas" America's new national anthem.
David Brooks After Paul Krugman Mopped the 
Floor with Him
Flag Desecration #7
Divine Wind Turbans

Baby Krakatoa Dissed by Volcanologists