"Trump didn't hate me because I was a dictator.  He hated

me because I was a Latino.  Had I been a Russian, like

Putin, we would have been best friends."

Old Jowly

K.T. McFarland's addition to the Trump Administration

makes Kellyanne Conway look more beautiful by contrast.

"Hello, I'm Mr. Ed, and I can't believe Trump is seriously

considering a guy named Wilbur to be his Secretary 

of Commerce."

Like Joshua and Caleb, Jim Jordan (R-OH) and Raúl

Labrador (R-ID) spied out Trump's Promised Land

of Bilk and Money.

Trump's Cabinet

"I've had only two briefings because there isn't room

for any more intel in my head."

If you push the button on the Trump Xmas Tree Ornament,

it plays 'I'm Dreaming of a White Nationalist Christmas'.

"Sure, Betsy DeVos only has a bachelor's degree in business

and no experience in public education, but, so what?  She's

a billionaire like me!"

"Hold on, hold on, the moon's not completely full yet!"

"Like the Dalai Lama, I have no worries about Trump's

election."

"It's time to restore the bond of trust between ourselves, 

don't you think?"

"What's your angle?"

"Oblique."

Scott Roeder, Christian Soldier,

Given More Lenient Sentence

for Murder

"Pssst!  Donald Trump hates this picture of himself.

Pass it on."

The Trumpoctopus has tentacles in countries all around

the world.

USS Zumwalt, New $4.4 Billion Navy Destroyer, 

Breaks Down in Panama Canal

I ❤ Safe Text

Warm Scuzzies #715

Tulsi Gabbard

Republicans of a Feather Flock Together

"So this is like the old days, ladies and 

gentlemen. All in!"

The UnTrumpening Begins

One minute, Trump has scheduled a meeting with 

the New York Times. The next minute, he calls it off.  

And the minute after that, he schedules the meeting

 again. Welcome to Snapchat Reality: here one minute, 

gone the next.

"Have you noticed, Mr. Trump, how much you're looking

like Pepé the Frog?"

Instead of a National Registry of Muslims, let's create

a National Registry of Trump's Broken Campaign

Promises and Pledges.

Unlike most prevaricators, there are two indicators when

 Donald Trump is lying: 1) his lips are moving and 

2) he's flashing the Sign of the Three-Eared Sphincter.  

[Also, Trump can lie equally well with his eyes open or closed.]

Anders Breivik Challenges Donald Trump

to a White Power Salute-Off

All animals are equal, but some are more

equal than others.

Presidential Seal Gets a Facelift

Richard Spencer, Alt-Right 卐

Donald Trump demonstrating that his fingers are not too 

short to give the White Power salute.

You really don't want to know what's behind

Door No. 3.

"It looks like you guys could use a Happy Meal."

In Gold We Trust

POTUS, Inc.

Steampunk Trump has a new valve installed to relieve 

pressure and to keep his head from exploding when he is

 impersonated on SNL.

Big Dogs Eat Little Dogs

Richard Spencer Sez: "The alt-right is here, the alt-right is 

not going anywhere, the alt-right is going to change the world."

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #99

Joel Husk

"Good Morning, Mr. Phelps. Your mission, 

should you decide to accept it, is to determine

 which parts, if any, of Melania Trump's 

body are original equipment."

If Dickens had put Mike Pence into one of his 

novels, he would have named him Old Pinchnose.

Der Trumpenführer's Lickspittles

Presidential Seal of the Trump Administration

Even the Presidential Seal was down in the dumps at the

thought of the Trump Administration.

Grim Fairy Tales #6

Mosquitoes buzz in Michael Flynn's right ear more

than they do in his left ear.

Reince Priebus Sez:  "Look I'm not going to rule out 

anything."

Cauliflower McPugg in Training for UFC Fight Night