Patriot Front is one of the weakest arguments for

White Supremacy ever made.

The part of Trump's Seven-Part Plan to Steal the Election that

few outside the January 6 Committee had heard of was the

Stratagem of the Trojan Goose.

Rudy Giuliani getting hit with 'ethics charges' is like 

barnacles on this Incredible Rotting Hulk.

In Case You've Been Wondering, "Where's the Beef?"

American Grotesque

Speak No Evil

Warm Scuzzies #1,194

Michael Gableman

Warm Scuzzies #1,193

Cindy Chafian

Loud Boys Love Tacos

Scott Perry Sez:  "The notion that I ever sought a

 presidential pardon for absurdist cosplay 

is an absolute, shameless, and soulless lie."

Caturday Is Calling

No Commemorative Coin Collection Is Complete

Without This One!

Even though he wasn't even on the ballot, 

Don Del Oro refused to concede.

'US Business Should Battle for Soul of the GOP'

They Stood with the Insurrectionists

Ginni Thomas Urging 29 Arizona Lawmakers to 

Overturn Election

Kremlin Cronies Say Putin Is Ready to 

Go Full Kim Jong-Un

The Fox News Zeitgeist: a Vacuum Inside a Vacuum

Anus Mirabilis

How Ivanka Will Pay the Bills After Her Televised

 Appearance Before the January 6 Committee

Next on the History Channel --- The Mystery of 

Greg Norman's Vaults

“It’s cowardice, it’s rank cowardice all the way up the chain

 at Fox News.”

Warm Scuzzies #1,192

Ali Alexander

Oxymorons for Our Time #210

Old News

Cry the Dead Pachyderm

Pootin the Great

Positive Footage of the Capitol Hill Insurrection Which

Trump Says Fake News ABC Left Out

Warm Scuzzies #1,191

Scott Perry

When He created Mark Burns, Pastor of Harvest Praise & 

Worship Center in South Carolina, God said, "Hold my beer!"

Who are you going to call when your rights are being

'fragrantly violated'?  Marjorie Taylor Greene!

It's just like that time everybody slapped 

Chris Rock at the Oscars.

Is Ryan Kelley having fun yet?

Can't we all just get along and call it 'The Greatest Dust-Up

in the History of Our Country'?

"I tried the viral ‘healthy Coke’ with balsamic vinegar 

and it’s not as bad as it sounds."

Carl Paladino Sez:  "Adolf Hitler is the kind of leader we 

need today.  We need somebody inspirational. We need

 somebody that is a doer, has been there and done it.”

Ah, How He Loved the Smell of Insurrection in the Morning!

Jonathan Last Sez:  “The story of Mike Pence is the negative

 space in the January 6 Committee investigation."

David Brooks Sez:  "Using the events of Jan. 6 as 

campaign fodder is small-minded."

Boris Johnson Gifts the Queen a Music Box Emblazoned 

with His Face for Platinum Jubilee

Sad BoJo

With the advent of Fire-Resistant Books, erstwhile 

Book-Burners turned to Book-Throttling.

Sriracha Shortage Threatens Earth's Axial Tilt

David Brooks in 2022 knows the January 6 Committee

has blown it just like he knew Saddam Hussein had 

Weapons of Mass Destruction in 2002.  It helps if  you

think of Brooks as a Wrong-Way Cassandra, cursed

to utter false prophecies which are widely believed.

It's Throwback Thursday!

Would somebody please turn off the Silhouette Machine?

We're Praying as Fast and Hard as We Can

Marjorie Taylor Greene Flashes the Gnarled Fist

 of the Constipated Goat Gesture

Warm Scuzzies #1,190

Stedfast Baptist Church

(Euless, Texas)

Pat Fallon (R-TX) blames the rise in mass shootings on

'the overuse of these dang smartphones'.

Senator John Thune says AR-15s are needed in South

Dakota to shoot prairie dogs and other types of 

ornery varmints.