At 56, David Brooks thinks and writes like the World's 

Oldest Man with gallstones the size of hen's eggs.

Warm Scuzzies #783

Nick Miccarelli

So long as he was a strong leader with the right policies,

Satan knew Southern Baptist Pastor Robert Jeffress

had his  back.

If Kidney Stones Are Left Untreated

Something's Rotten at the EPA

For Globalists Who Think Small

Jeff Sessions Serves Up Some Alabama Moonshine

David Brooks's favorite vacation destination is the

Geographic Center of the U. S., two miles northwest 

of Lebanon, Kansas (population 203).

Rockin' with Big Head Geert and the

Monsters

Geert Wilders, World Leader in the

Body Trade

Cat Ba Leopard Gecko Excited by Upcoming Meeting

 Between Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un

Motto of the Trump White House HR Department

It's World Pyrrhic Victory Day!

That Certain Goldman-Sachs Smile

Dave Grossman Sez: “What do we fight violent video games

 with? Superior violence. Righteous violence!”

Now that Trump is furious with Sarah,

will he reveal that his secret nickname

for her is 'Beavis'?

Kellyanne's life had a tendency to fall apart when

 she was awake.

'Pretty Awesome' Robert Tracinski Scolds Those

'Annoying Parkland Kids'

Peeping Pam Glasses Popular in Venice

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #192

George Zimmerman and Chuck Johnson

Warm Scuzzies #782

George Gallagher

A rumor from the Alt-Right has it that it's no longer 

cool to call Christina Hoff Sommers 'Based Mom'. 

So sad.

World's Worst Yoobs #195 

Bari Weiss

David Clarke, 'Thick as a Brick' Salesman Selling

'Another Brick in the Wall'

Metaphor Mixology #14

William Haupt III Sez: "This will nail the coffin shut

 on the goose that laid the golden egg."

Curly was positive about the negative aspects of NAFTA, 

but a little negative about the positive aspects.

Most of the time, Florida is shaped like a flaccid penis.

Wake up, Curly! You're on TV!

This is my rifle, this is my gun.

One is for killing, one is for fun.

Stereo Ear Trumpet for the Extremely Hard of Hearing

Will Trump's science adviser be

the next to go?

Trump Has an Epiphany

Pepe the Frog Sues Alex Jones

for Poster Showing Him in the

Company of Trump and His

Trumpniks

"Conserative 'Felito' wanted to fit in, so he changed his

 name to 'Ted' and hid it with a grin."

Court Filing Strongly Suggests Trump Sent 'Dick Pics'

to Stormy Daniels

Why Trump Hasn't Proposed a Tariff on Zombie Imports

Roy Cohn enjoyed talking to himself almost as much as

he enjoyed driving his Bentley.

The Check Is in the Mail

Back Talk

It's Better to Be Infamous Than Never to Be Famous at All

Guys, It Does Not Get Any Better Than This

Adventures in Aestheticism #7

"So, Kellyanne Conway violated the Booby Hatch Act,

eh? Well, that really pisses me off!"

"Hey, what's this booby doing in my hatch?"

"Kellyanne Conway violated the Nuthatch Act?"

Panama Wins Naming Rights to Hotel Once Associated

with Notorious Norteamericano

They Were in the Air. 

Then Came the Screams of 'I Am God'. 

The Day of the Parousia Had Finally Arrived.

Andrew Napolitano Sez: "I apply my hair each morning 

with a Graco Reactor A-25 Foam Insulation Sprayer."

The Guy Who Plays the Theme Song for the 

Trump Administration, the World's Most-

Watched Reality TV Show

World's Worst Yoobs #194

Mairead McArdle