Sunday, June 25, 2017

All three of Steve Mnuchin's wives obviously married
him for his rugged good looks.
Come Now, and Let Us Reason Together
Be Yoooge!

Saturday, June 24, 2017

Trump May Exit Peace Talks after Mahmoud Abbas Mocked 
Jared Kushner's Amateurish Prince Albert Necktie Knot
154 days, 23 hours, 9 minutes and 25 seconds
 into the Trump Administration and he was 
already mainlining acid.
Oh, the Exhausting Life of the World's Ugliest Dog
"What's up with him?"
"Oh, he made the mistake of taking a drink every time 
Trump has lied since the inauguration."
Confessions of a Designated Clown Car Driver
I'm Donald Trump and I Approve This Message
"Smile, gentlemen, for this will probably
 be the world's first---and last---selfie."
Why Cameras Are No Longer Allowed in the White 
House Press Room

Friday, June 23, 2017

Southern Cassowary No Longer the 
Most Dangerous Bird on Earth
I Know Lies, I Have the Best Lies
World's Worst Yobs #384
Avik Roy
Linda Lovelace had her clit in her throat; 
Donald Trump has his anus under his nose.
Give Jazz Shaw enough time and he'll embrace
 Trump's lies based on his born-again premise 
that Lying is Good.
Our National Treasure
Yes, Virginia, There Really Is a Death Panel
"I'll be damned!" exclaimed Hatchethead.  And he was.

Thursday, June 22, 2017

'Here's What's in the Senate GOP's Health Care Bill'
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$24.95 + Free Shipping!
If Jared Kushner Looked Like His Voice Sounds
Click My Bait, Rubes and Rubees!
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #689
Dan Bishop

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Marco Rubio's Brain Running Away
from Home
Son of a Mitch!
Old Men with Guns #35
James Hodgkinson
Is Fathead Shaming OK? If so, Steve Bannon
is fair game.
"C'mon, Ivanka, if I give you a cookie, will you give me
a hug?"

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

"Of course you can't see it: it's invisible!"

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Here we are again at
Sonic Bloom. Fearguth
will return online
next Tuesday.
Is Ivanka Trump air-kissing or finger-sniffing?
You make the call.
Detestable Liar Sez: "That uppity black woman is making 
me nervous. I'm not able to be rushed this fast."

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

"You do remember, do you not, that Trump chose you to
be his Attorney-General?"
"It's certainly possible, but I wouldn't bet my
Beauregard on it."
NBC + Alex Jones + Megyn Kelly = Absolute Zero

Monday, June 12, 2017

Trump's Cabinet Sets New World Record for Wettest and 
Sloppiest Tongue Bath Ever Administered to a Head of
State
A Peek Inside Trump's Chamber of Sycophants
Like Nixon, Trump is fond of plumbers.
Little Miss Snowflake Tells Fox & Friends She Did Not 
Expect This ‘Level of Viciousness’ in Washington D.C.
Trump Gives Priebus July 4 Deadline to Clean Up 
White House Mess

Sunday, June 11, 2017

Ivanka, Junior, and Eric's Stunt Double
Francis Urquhart Denies Plot to Topple 
Tottering Theresa May

Saturday, June 10, 2017

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Starts
Tweeting in Tongues
O Adam West, Where Art Thou?
Trump Showing Why East Is West and West Is East,
And Never the Twain Shall Meet
A wonderful bird is the pelican 
His bill will hold more than his belican. 
He can take in his beak 
Food enough for a week, 
But I'm damned if I see how the helican.
Orrin Hatch, Republican Poster Boy for Obamacare
 Repeal Secrecy

Friday, June 09, 2017

"I'll testify under oath, but I expect to be fed."
Trump Redecorates the Oval Office
"Damn you, Woody Woodpecker, damn you, damn you,
damn you!"