Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Imagine Trump as an agent of the Democratic Party whose
 assignment is to destroy the GOP. Now that's a conspiracy
 theory worth the paranoia!
In these times, 'Black Republican' is an oxymoron---
with emphasis on the 'moron'.
Raqqa Is a Wreqqa
"Democrat Congresswoman totally fabricated what I said
 to the wife of a soldier who died in action (and I have proof).
Sad!"
“Those of you who won’t stand for our flag, who won’t stand for 
our national anthem, who hate our country so much, just leave!”

Tuesday, October 17, 2017

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #118
Marc Faber
Paul Ryan was always amused when Trump did his
Reverend Gene Scott impression.
Know Your Nationalists
World's Worst Yoobs #189
Katherine Timpf
Tom Marino, Ex-Drug Czar Nominee, Accepts Fate as
Tool of Big Pharma and Facilitator of Opioid Epidemic
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #704
Justin Forsman
“Obamacare is finished. It’s dead. It’s gone. You shouldn’t
 even mention it. It’s gone. There is no such thing as 
Obamacare anymore.”
You will be sorry if you ask Stephania Hicks to pump, instead
 of scoop, the cheese out of a nacho cheese dispenser.
"M&Ms melt in mouth, not in hand."

Monday, October 16, 2017

Bettina Rodiguez Aguilera, Florida GOP candidate, says
she would have raised more campaign funds had she not
been repeatedly abducted by UFOs.
The Politico Illustrated #57
'Florida's Senate race shaping up as a clash of titans'
Warm Scuzzies #749
Tom Marino
Robert and Rebekah Mercer, Spawn of Max Headroom
Trump Sez: “I was recently asked if Crooked Hillary is 
going to run in 2020? My answer was, 'I hope so!'”
As Yastreblyansky points out, economists rarely agree on 
anything, but 7 out of 10 economists agree that Arthur Laffer
 is an idiot.
The Sins of Weinstein Stimulate Trumpnik Demand to
Bomb North Korea
Remember the guy who always showed up late 
for your Mickey Mouse Club meetings?
The Politico Illustrated #56
'Deficit hawks trampled in GOP tax cut stampede'

Sunday, October 15, 2017

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #103
Ben Ferguson
Rex Tillerson Sez: "I checked. I'm fully intact."
How long do you think it will take for the GOP to change
 its name to the Christian White Nationalist Party?
Nikki Lockjaw and the Great U.N. Caper
Believe it or not, Trumpniks are crazier than Trump.
Only in the Age of the Short-Fingered Vulgarian would you
 see a headline like this: "Tillerson Denies Castration, but 
Not Calling President 'Moron'."
Kellywise the Dancing Clown Sez: "Hi, Georgie! 
Aren't you going to say 'Hello'?"
Scottish Tweeters Augment Trumpian Nomenclature
A bird seen frequently on golf courses
is the Red-Billed Meatsack.

Saturday, October 14, 2017

"Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad."
Trump Sez: "We are stopping cold the attacks on Judeo-
Christian values. We’re saying ‘Merry Hallowthanksmas’ 
again."
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #117
Brandon Jarvis
Fake Christian Tells Trump ‘You Need to Coin a New Term
–– Fake Republicans’
Trump Proclaims October 15-21, 2017, as 
National 140 Character Counts Week

Friday, October 13, 2017

If Pee-Wee Had Crossed Over to the Dark Side of the Force
"The accent is on the second syllable, so repeat after me: 
Tasmania, 
Tanzania, 
Insania."
Trump says he met with the President of the
Virgin Islands and really enjoyed talking
to himself.
Metaphor Mixology #13
"The election of Donald Trump has set off alarm bells among
 top political scientists, who see the president as a sign that
 America’s democratic guard rails are coming apart at the
 seams."
Welcome to the Trump Administration,
Where It's Always Friday the 13th
"Whenever Ryan Zinke is physically in the Interior 
Department's headquarters, a flag distinct to his position 
is raised."
Trump Administration Celebrates 'Day of the Dead'
Early This Year
Report: Washington Adult Day Care Center
Not Properly Licensed
"So, when did it first occur to you that
men would be better off without nipples?"
"I understand that before your passion for cooking
emerged you had been a librarian for 19 years."
"Do you recollect when you converted from
being a libertarian conservative to being
a conservative libertarian?"
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #116
Lloyd Becker

Thursday, October 12, 2017

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #160
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Trump