Imagine Trump as an agent of the Democratic Party whose

 assignment is to destroy the GOP. Now that's a conspiracy

 theory worth the paranoia!

In these times, 'Black Republican' is an oxymoron---

with emphasis on the 'moron'.

Raqqa Is a Wreqqa

"Democrat Congresswoman totally fabricated what I said

 to the wife of a soldier who died in action (and I have proof).

Sad!"

“Those of you who won’t stand for our flag, who won’t stand for 

our national anthem, who hate our country so much, just leave!”

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #118

Marc Faber

Paul Ryan was always amused when Trump did his

Reverend Gene Scott impression.

Know Your Nationalists

World's Worst Yoobs #189

Katherine Timpf

Tom Marino, Ex-Drug Czar Nominee, Accepts Fate as

Tool of Big Pharma and Facilitator of Opioid Epidemic

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #704

Justin Forsman

“Obamacare is finished. It’s dead. It’s gone. You shouldn’t

 even mention it. It’s gone. There is no such thing as 

Obamacare anymore.”

You will be sorry if you ask Stephania Hicks to pump, instead

 of scoop, the cheese out of a nacho cheese dispenser.

"M&Ms melt in mouth, not in hand."

Bettina Rodiguez Aguilera, Florida GOP candidate, says

she would have raised more campaign funds had she not

been repeatedly abducted by UFOs.

The Politico Illustrated #57

'Florida's Senate race shaping up as a clash of titans'

Warm Scuzzies #749

Tom Marino

Robert and Rebekah Mercer, Spawn of Max Headroom

Trump Sez: “I was recently asked if Crooked Hillary is 

going to run in 2020? My answer was, 'I hope so!'”

As Yastreblyansky points out, economists rarely agree on 

anything, but 7 out of 10 economists agree that Arthur Laffer

 is an idiot.

The Sins of Weinstein Stimulate Trumpnik Demand to

Bomb North Korea

Remember the guy who always showed up late 

for your Mickey Mouse Club meetings?

The Politico Illustrated #56

'Deficit hawks trampled in GOP tax cut stampede'

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #103

Ben Ferguson

Rex Tillerson Sez: "I checked. I'm fully intact."

How long do you think it will take for the GOP to change

 its name to the Christian White Nationalist Party?

Nikki Lockjaw and the Great U.N. Caper

Believe it or not, Trumpniks are crazier than Trump.

Only in the Age of the Short-Fingered Vulgarian would you

 see a headline like this: "Tillerson Denies Castration, but 

Not Calling President 'Moron'."

Kellywise the Dancing Clown Sez: "Hi, Georgie! 

Aren't you going to say 'Hello'?"

Scottish Tweeters Augment Trumpian Nomenclature

A bird seen frequently on golf courses

is the Red-Billed Meatsack.

"Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad."

Trump Sez: "We are stopping cold the attacks on Judeo-

Christian values. We’re saying ‘Merry Hallowthanksmas’ 

again."

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #117

Brandon Jarvis

Fake Christian Tells Trump ‘You Need to Coin a New Term

–– Fake Republicans’

Trump Proclaims October 15-21, 2017, as 

National 140 Character Counts Week

If Pee-Wee Had Crossed Over to the Dark Side of the Force

"The accent is on the second syllable, so repeat after me: 

Tasmania, 

Tanzania, 

Insania."

Trump says he met with the President of the

Virgin Islands and really enjoyed talking

to himself.

Metaphor Mixology #13

"The election of Donald Trump has set off alarm bells among

 top political scientists, who see the president as a sign that

 America’s democratic guard rails are coming apart at the

 seams."

Welcome to the Trump Administration,

Where It's Always Friday the 13th

"Whenever Ryan Zinke is physically in the Interior 

Department's headquarters, a flag distinct to his position 

is raised."

Trump Administration Celebrates 'Day of the Dead'

Early This Year

Report: Washington Adult Day Care Center

Not Properly Licensed

"So, when did it first occur to you that

men would be better off without nipples?"

"I understand that before your passion for cooking

emerged you had been a librarian for 19 years."

"Do you recollect when you converted from

being a libertarian conservative to being

a conservative libertarian?"

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #116

Lloyd Becker

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #160

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Trump