All three of Steve Mnuchin's wives obviously married

him for his rugged good looks.

Come Now, and Let Us Reason Together

Be Yoooge!

Trump May Exit Peace Talks after Mahmoud Abbas Mocked 

Jared Kushner's Amateurish Prince Albert Necktie Knot

154 days, 23 hours, 9 minutes and 25 seconds

 into the Trump Administration and he was 

already mainlining acid.

Oh, the Exhausting Life of the World's Ugliest Dog

"What's up with him?"

"Oh, he made the mistake of taking a drink every time 

Trump has lied since the inauguration."

Confessions of a Designated Clown Car Driver

I'm Donald Trump and I Approve This Message

"Smile, gentlemen, for this will probably

 be the world's first---and last---selfie."

Why Cameras Are No Longer Allowed in the White 

House Press Room

Southern Cassowary No Longer the 

Most Dangerous Bird on Earth

I Know Lies, I Have the Best Lies

World's Worst Yobs #384

Avik Roy

Linda Lovelace had her clit in her throat; 

Donald Trump has his anus under his nose.

Give Jazz Shaw enough time and he'll embrace

 Trump's lies based on his born-again premise 

that Lying is Good.

Our National Treasure

Yes, Virginia, There Really Is a Death Panel

"I'll be damned!" exclaimed Hatchethead.  And he was.

'Here's What's in the Senate GOP's Health Care Bill'

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If Jared Kushner Looked Like His Voice Sounds

Click My Bait, Rubes and Rubees!

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #689

Dan Bishop

Marco Rubio's Brain Running Away

from Home

Son of a Mitch!

Old Men with Guns #35

James Hodgkinson

Is Fathead Shaming OK? If so, Steve Bannon

is fair game.

"C'mon, Ivanka, if I give you a cookie, will you give me

a hug?"

"Of course you can't see it: it's invisible!"

Here we are again at

Sonic Bloom. Fearguth

will return online

next Tuesday.

Is Ivanka Trump air-kissing or finger-sniffing?

You make the call.

Detestable Liar Sez: "That uppity black woman is making 

me nervous. I'm not able to be rushed this fast."

"You do remember, do you not, that Trump chose you to

be his Attorney-General?"

"It's certainly possible, but I wouldn't bet my

Beauregard on it."

NBC + Alex Jones + Megyn Kelly = Absolute Zero

Trump's Cabinet Sets New World Record for Wettest and 

Sloppiest Tongue Bath Ever Administered to a Head of

State

A Peek Inside Trump's Chamber of Sycophants

Like Nixon, Trump is fond of plumbers.

Little Miss Snowflake Tells Fox & Friends She Did Not 

Expect This ‘Level of Viciousness’ in Washington D.C.

Trump Gives Priebus July 4 Deadline to Clean Up 

White House Mess

Ivanka, Junior, and Eric's Stunt Double

Francis Urquhart Denies Plot to Topple 

Tottering Theresa May

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Starts

Tweeting in Tongues

O Adam West, Where Art Thou?

Trump Showing Why East Is West and West Is East,

And Never the Twain Shall Meet

A wonderful bird is the pelican 

His bill will hold more than his belican. 

He can take in his beak 

Food enough for a week, 

But I'm damned if I see how the helican.

Orrin Hatch, Republican Poster Boy for Obamacare

 Repeal Secrecy

"I'll testify under oath, but I expect to be fed."

Trump Redecorates the Oval Office

"Damn you, Woody Woodpecker, damn you, damn you,

damn you!"