Mike Huckabee is looking and sounding more and

more like Orval Faubus.

World's Worst Yob #396

Jeremy Peters

Steve King pulled the 63,000 number out of his nether 

bifurcation in 2006, twelve years ago. It was a stinking

 lie then and still is today. On the other hand, it is

 probablytrue Trump has told that many lies since

 he became a politician.  Plus, Trump tells the 

biggest and best lies.

Warm Scuzzies #816

GEO Group

Stephen Miller Takes Aim at Illegal Immigrants

Not even Hitler's concentration camps were so neat and tidy.

Christian Fundamentalists Bullish on

the Man from P.I.M.P.

The Supreme Court decision in the case of the

Colorado baker has come back to haunt a

notorious Trumpnik.

Flag Desecration #108

Out of the GOP Laboratory

The Steve King/Louie Gohmert Hybrid

My favorite John Agar movie was Tarantula. 

It taught me a lot about spiders and photography.

Adventures in Aestheticism #53

Brian Kilmeade Sez:  "Like it or not, these are not our

kids. So it's OK to kidnap, cage, and abuse them."

Since Stephen Miller would appear to have a soft 

spot--his only soft spot--for Mexican food, maybe 

those Latino waiters, following the example of the 

Colorado baker, should refuse to serve him because

 it would violate their religious freedom.

"Each administration’s junior staffers help to define 

their era’s brand of D.C. 'cool', in part based on where

 they live. In the Clinton, Bush and Obama years, 

young staffers generally settled in Washington’s central 

neighborhoods, but President Trump’s millennial aides 

have tended toward the city’s margins." ('City's margins'

 is a polite way of saying 'lunatic fringe'.)

Adventures in Aestheticism #52

Looks like Texas needs to take Trump's advice and 

import a couple million Norwegians before 2022.

"Wah-Wahh!" Wailed 76 Sad Trombones

The easiest way to understand why Stephen Miller is 

a racist ghoul is to realize David Horowitz is his mentor.

“Was he a man or a woman, because he needs a haircut 

more than I do ... couldn’t tell, couldn’t tell.”

Serious Question  

Will Peter King completely decompose 

before he leaves office?

Compassion on the Cheap

Charles Krauthammer Dies, Joins the

Iraq Liberation Choir Invisible

The very idea that any FLOTUS would own

such a jacket, much less wear it in public,

would have been, not that long ago,

unimaginable.  Not any more.

"Why are they elite? I have a much better apartment than 

they do. I'm smarter than they are. I'm richer than they are. 

I became Queen and they didn't."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #736

Ximena Barreto

You only have to look at Sara, Bugsy Netanyahu's wife,

to know her indictment for fraudulently charging

 $100,000 in gourmet meals has some truth in it.

Bill Griffith, creator of Zippy the Pinhead, has shined the 

spotlight on an underappreciated movie genre, Cartoon 

Noir. Take, for instance, Psychotic Gumby Crossing the

 Delaware.

Trump is the pyromaniac who really enjoys starting

fires, but enjoys even more congratulating himself

when he puts them out.

"Jambalaya and a crawfish pie and filé gumbo

Cause tonight I'm gonna see my ma cher amio

Pick guitar fill fruit jar and be gay-o

Son of a gun we'll have big fun on the bayou."

It is believed Scott Pruitt wears his Tactical Pants 

on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, his Covert 

Khakis on Tuesday and Thursday, and his

 Action Jeans on weekends.

Stephen Miller's great-grandfather, Max Miller, petitioned

for naturalization in 1932, but his petition was denied.  The

reason given for denial: Ignorance.  The rotten apple didn't 

fall far from the tree.

Blond Beast Meets His Match

David Pecker, owner of the National Enquirer,

is aptly named.

The only thing Trump likes to hug more than the flag

is himself.

Joe Bob Briggs used to say that in some movies, the plot 

didn't get in the way of the story. Well, in Trump's case, 

he doesn't let truth get in the way of the story.

Adventures in Aestheticism #51

Better yet, Giuliani should have said:  "Keep quiet and 

when you appear in public, keep a bag over your head."

Canadians Celebrating Annual 4/20 Fantasyland

Trump Sets New Flip-Flop Record; Espouses Two

Diametrically-Opposed Positions on Family

Separations in Less Than 60 Minutes

 "ICE dripping, cold sweat
ICE, ICE dripping, cold sweat
ICE dripping, cold sweat
ICE, ICE dripping, cold sweat."

All Hail the Supreme Leader!

What happened to Trump's claim that separating

children from their parents was a 'law', backed

by Democrats, that only Congress could change?

It's a waste of time to try to appeal to Trump's 

compassion, because, as an unreconstructed

 narcissist, he's incapable of feeling deep 

sympathy for others, even children in cages.

Adventures in Aestheticism #50

Corey Lewandowski's Heartstrings

Mike Pompeo tried to celebrate National Refugee Day 

with a straight face, but he just couldn't do it.

Phillip McCain Sez: “I’ll tell ya what I’ll volunteer to shoot 

their asses when they approach the border. Problem 

solved. No more illegal fucks coming in here. Period.”

Kirstjen, She Wolf of the Child Cagers

Trump's Heydrich refuses to apologize for 

mocking a girl with Down Syndrome.

What did you expect?