Saturday, June 23, 2018

Mike Huckabee is looking and sounding more and
more like Orval Faubus.
World's Worst Yob #396
Jeremy Peters

Steve King pulled th3 63,000 number out of his nether 
bifurcation in 2006, twelve years ago. It was a stinking
 lie then and still is today. On the other hand, it is
 probablytrue Trump has told that many lies since
 he became a politician.  Plus, Trump tells the 
biggest and best lies.
Warm Scuzzies #816
GEO Group
Stephen Miller Takes Aim at Illegal Immigrants
Not even Hitler's concentration camps were so neat and tidy.
Christian Fundamentalists Bullish on
the Man from P.I.M.P.
The Supreme Court decision in the case of the
Colorado baker has come back to haunt a
notorious Trumpnik.

Friday, June 22, 2018

Flag Desecration #108
Out of the GOP Laboratory
The Steve King/Louie Gohmert Hybrid
My favorite John Agar movie was Tarantula
It taught me a lot about spiders and photography.
Adventures in Aestheticism #53
Brian Kilmeade Sez:  "Like it or not, these are not our
kids. So it's OK to kidnap, cage, and abuse them."
Since Stephen Miller would appear to have a soft 
spot--his only soft spot--for Mexican food, maybe 
those Latino waiters, following the example of the 
Colorado baker, should refuse to serve him because
 it would violate their religious freedom.
"Each administration’s junior staffers help to define 
their era’s brand of D.C. 'cool', in part based on where
 they live. In the Clinton, Bush and Obama years, 
young staffers generally settled in Washington’s central 
neighborhoods, but President Trump’s millennial aides 
have tended toward the city’s margins." ('City's margins'
 is a polite way of saying 'lunatic fringe'.)
Adventures in Aestheticism #52
Looks like Texas needs to take Trump's advice and 
import a couple million Norwegians before 2022.
"Wah-Wahh!" Wailed 76 Sad Trombones
The easiest way to understand why Stephen Miller is 
a racist ghoul is to realize David Horowitz is his mentor.
“Was he a man or a woman, because he needs a haircut 
more than I do ... couldn’t tell, couldn’t tell.”

Thursday, June 21, 2018

Serious Question  
Will Peter King completely decompose 
before he leaves office?
Compassion on the Cheap
Charles Krauthammer Dies, Joins the
Iraq Liberation Choir Invisible
The very idea that any FLOTUS would own
such a jacket, much less wear it in public,
would have been, not that long ago,
unimaginable.  Not any more.
"Why are they elite? I have a much better apartment than 
they do. I'm smarter than they are. I'm richer than they are. 
I became Queen and they didn't."
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #736
Ximena Barreto
You only have to look at Sara, Bugsy Netanyahu's wife,
to know her indictment for fraudulently charging
 $100,000 in gourmet meals has some truth in it.
Bill Griffith, creator of Zippy the Pinhead, has shined the 
spotlight on an underappreciated movie genre, Cartoon 
Noir. Take, for instance, Psychotic Gumby Crossing the
 Delaware.
Trump is the pyromaniac who really enjoys starting
fires, but enjoys even more congratulating himself
when he puts them out.
"Jambalaya and a crawfish pie and filé gumbo
Cause tonight I'm gonna see my ma cher amio
Pick guitar fill fruit jar and be gay-o
Son of a gun we'll have big fun on the bayou."
It is believed Scott Pruitt wears his Tactical Pants 
on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, his Covert 
Khakis on Tuesday and Thursday, and his
 Action Jeans on weekends.
Stephen Miller's great-grandfather, Max Miller, petitioned
for naturalization in 1932, but his petition was denied.  The
reason given for denial: Ignorance.  The rotten apple didn't 
fall far from the tree.
Blond Beast Meets His Match
David Pecker, owner of the National Enquirer,
is aptly named.
The only thing Trump likes to hug more than the flag
is himself.
Joe Bob Briggs used to say that in some movies, the plot 
didn't get in the way of the story. Well, in Trump's case, 
he doesn't let truth get in the way of the story.

Wednesday, June 20, 2018

Adventures in Aestheticism #51
Better yet, Giuliani should have said:  "Keep quiet and 
when you appear in public, keep a bag over your head."
Canadians Celebrating Annual 4/20 Fantasyland
Trump Sets New Flip-Flop Record; Espouses Two
Diametrically-Opposed Positions on Family
Separations in Less Than 60 Minutes
 "ICE dripping, cold sweat
ICE, ICE dripping, cold sweat
ICE dripping, cold sweat
ICE, ICE dripping, cold sweat."
All Hail the Supreme Leader!
What happened to Trump's claim that separating
children from their parents was a 'law', backed
by Democrats, that only Congress could change?
It's a waste of time to try to appeal to Trump's 
compassion, because, as an unreconstructed
 narcissist, he's incapable of feeling deep 
sympathy for others, even children in cages.
Adventures in Aestheticism #50
Corey Lewandowski's Heartstrings
Mike Pompeo tried to celebrate National Refugee Day 
with a straight face, but he just couldn't do it.
Phillip McCain Sez: “I’ll tell ya what I’ll volunteer to shoot 
their asses when they approach the border. Problem 
solved. No more illegal fucks coming in here. Period.”
Kirstjen, She Wolf of the Child Cagers
Trump's Heydrich refuses to apologize for 
mocking a girl with Down Syndrome.
What did you expect?