In Case You've Been Wondering How Trump

Caught the Coronavirus

Metaphor Mixology #19

A backlash way below the belt? 

Gosh, talk about a low blow!

Ron Johnson has a god-given right to

infect you with COVID-19, dammit!

Now that Daddy is in Walter Reed with COVID-19,

do you suppose his children will be wearing masks

the next time they appear together in public?

Apathy is a measurement of the inability to do work.

One-Upmanship

Girl Talk

The Most Positive News about Ron Johnson Since He

Was Mistaken for a Bar of Widmer's Eight-Year-Old

Cheddar

Kellyanne Conway Tests Positive for

Mysterious Rose Garden Disease

Mostly Maskless and Not-Socially-Distanced

Trumpniks on the White House Lawn

Waiting to Board the Ship of Fools

"No, Bob, I’m not worried about contracting 

COVID-19. I don’t know why I’m not. I’m not."

Red-Letter Day

Mask Up and Vote #40

Trump arrives at Walter Reed Medical Center wearing the 

biggest mask you've ever seen, even bigger than Biden's.

POTUS Down!  Paging Doctor Immanuel!

Larry Kudlow Doing His 

Highwayman Impression

Tearjerker

Will Amy Cony Barrett wear her

COVID-19 Memorial T-Shirt to

her Senate confirmation hearing?

Other than testing positive for COVID-19, what other 

positive thing has Trump done since January 20, 2017? 

Asking for a friend.

Trump's Popular Three-Eared Sphincter Gesture

Also Tests Positive for COVID-19

Apparently, those imaginary Trump mail-in ballots 

were incinerated in a dumpster, not dumped

 in a ditch.

COVID-19 Is on the Prowl

in the Trumpnik Herd

Mike Myers Takes Time Out for the

Friendly Pepper Upper

Where GOPers Come From

Mike Lee Tests Positive for GOP Virus

Luckily, Paul Ryan is no longer in the 

Presidential Order of Succession.

GOP Virus (aka 'China Virus') Linked to

Schadenfreude Pandemic

Ronna McDaniel, Chair of the Republican National

Committee, Tests Positive for Deadly Hoax

Mask Up and Vote #39

Be Not Deceived:

COVID-19 Is Not Mocked

Burkman-Wohl Dirty Tricks Duo

Gets a Taste of Lesbian Justice

No Hope Hicks

Inmates of the Year!

Food Aid is brought to you by the

Make-a-Fist Foundation.

"How do we win on Election Day?  It's simple.

We, uh, kill the Batman."

Warm Scuzzies #974

Jonathan Grenon and Jordan Grenon

Each day, Johnny Jupiter and Major Domo searched 

the Universe for signs of intelligent life, but, alas, they 

found none.

In case you've been wondering, Johnny Cash

did go to Heaven.

Mask Up and Vote #38

Overnight Sea Change

Musk Claims He and His Kids Have

'Extraterrestrial Immunity'

Elizabeth Warren's Revenge

In Case You Were Wondering

Insignoramus

Parscale Edited Out of Trumpworld,

Joins Ranks of the 'Disappeared'

Beam us up, Scotty. There's no intelligent

life on the debate stage.

Last night's debate is all the proof you need that the 

'Use By Date' of the Baby Boomer generation

has expired.

Mask Up and Vote #37

Pastorbater

Alabama Pseudo-Cops Flashing the

Sign of the Three-Eared Sphincter