Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose

'White House Walks Back Promise about Trump Donating 

Sarah Huckabee Sanders to Hurricane Harvey'

Trump Feeds More Raw Meat to His Base

Seb Gorka's Mustang Volunteers to Serve in Afghanistan 

As Soon As It Learns How to Parallel Park

Hey, Ted Cruz, it's been four years since you last shut

down the government. Now that Houston is underwater,

isn't it about time for you to do it again?

Texas Secessionists Go Silent, Thought to Be Underwater

Judging by the number of times he used the

 word, Trump evidently believes 'Thank' is

 cheaper by the dozen.

Attention All Nazi Wannabes: If you feel you must march, 

here's how to do it.

"Unlike Governor Christie, Senator McCarthy and I are

not desperate to stay in the news."

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #101

Jason Spencer

Unlike his mentor, he couldn't walk on water. But Joel 

Osteen did what he could.

Reading a Painting in the Rogues Gallery

Trump Boasts 'There’s Never Been Anything So Expensive 

in Our Country’s History' as Hurricane Harvey

All options were on the table until one rolled off and 

fell on the floor.

Donald Trump, Texas Toreador

Well, at least Melania wore an appropriate

hat when she toured the Texas flood zone.

"Thank you everybody. What a crowd, what a turnout!"

Fact-checking Ted Cruz is like asking Pinocchio, 

"Got wood?"

Melania & Friends Headed to Houston

Expecting high water in Houston, Melania wears her waders.

The Original Trump® WordSaladShooter®

Gaseous Asseous

Joshua Witt Accidentally Stabs Himself and Fox News, 

Blames Imaginary Black Anti-Fascist

Who needs FEMA and the Texas National Guard to deal 

with the Houston flood when you have Joel Osteen?

Dark Side of the Emoji

Trump's Favorite Dictators

Fat Bastard 'Fed Up' with Tillerson

Alabama Dedicates New Confederate Monument,

Secedes from the Union a Second Time

Relax, Houston, Mr. Sunshine has everything under control.

Trump Pardons Hurricane Harvey, Says It Was Only

Doing Its Job

Control the Lies ... and You Control Everything

"Pull my finger, America, and I'll fart in your 

general direction!"

Metaphor Mixology #12

Seb Gorka Sez: "Our victory was an insurgency that took 

over the behemoth that is the swamp that is the Washington

 administrative state."

Tom Bossert, the New T-800 Model 101 Trumpenator

Birther Pardons Birther

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #699

Renee Baio

Waiting for Dan Patrick to Claim Hurricane Harvey Is God's 

Punishment for the Texas Legislature's Failure to Pass the 

Bathroom Bill

Dank Memes #7

Don't Be a Moran!

Trump Sez: "Many people are now saying that this is the 

worst storm/hurricane they have ever seen. Good news is

 that we have great talent on the ground."