The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Desk

 Now in its 18th year, the Afghanistan War's best friends 

are U. S. defense contractors.

"Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy

 laden, and I will give you rest."

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #180

Kanye Chained

Franz 'Too Tall' Kafka Waiting for Procrustes

Warm Scuzzies #838

Waller County Sheriff's Department

Woman Married to World's Biggest Bully Says 

She's 'The Most Bullied Person in the World'

Stephen Miller Too Stuck on Himself

to Have Friends

Warm Scuzzies #837

Pam Roach

Aaron Brock Urges Georgia Morons to

'Vote White!'

Why are Anti-Semites Brett Kavanaugh fans?

Where the 2020 Republican National Convention 

Will Be Held

Whiteworld #70

Where There Are White Lies, There's Hope

EPA Administrator Andrew Wheeler Declared

Superfund Site

The Penguin Expected to Sub for Ted Cruz in Texas

 Town Hall with Beto O'Rourke on CNN

Warm Scuzzies #836

Dick Flanagan

Would someone please explain the difference between a 

Principled Conservative and an Unprincipled Conservative?

John Philip D'Souza, Composer of

'Bars and Stripes Forever'

Jesus Wises Up, Starts Laying Up Treasure

 on Earth

Time for the Over-the-Hill Gang to Grab Their Genitalia

and Run

Melania Sez:  'Focus on what I do, 

not what I don't wear.'

Detecting no heartbeat, Nietzsche declares, "God is dead!"

Some movies just never get old.

Warm Scuzzies #835

Bellaire Police Department

Suddenly, Secretary Pompeo realized he had wandered 

onto the set of the wrong movie.

Brett Kavanaugh Tells the Truth

Young Republicans Wanting Judge Kavanaugh

to Referee National Beer Pong Championship

Charlie Kirk Sez: “This is an amazingly profound 

cultural moment.”

Mule Sez:  "I'm stronger than McConnell piss!"

Adventures in Aestheticism #105

"Come by your neighborhood Arby's and try the 

French Dip & Swiss. It's Cheesier, Meatier, Dippier!"

"And there went out a new champion of the Philistines, 

named Scalia, whose height was 8.5 feet."

New T-Shirt Design Popular with Young Trumpniks

Clarence Thomas Sets the Record Straight

What Goes Around Comes Around

Adventures in Aestheticism #104

FBI's Kavanaugh Investigation