Saturday, October 13, 2018

The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Desk

Friday, October 12, 2018


 Now in its 18th year, the Afghanistan War's best friends 
are U. S. defense contractors.
"Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy
 laden, and I will give you rest."
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #180
Kanye Chained
Franz 'Too Tall' Kafka Waiting for Procrustes

Thursday, October 11, 2018

Warm Scuzzies #838
Waller County Sheriff's Department
Woman Married to World's Biggest Bully Says 
She's 'The Most Bullied Person in the World'

Wednesday, October 10, 2018

Stephen Miller Too Stuck on Himself
to Have Friends
Warm Scuzzies #837
Pam Roach
Aaron Brock Urges Georgia Morons to
'Vote White!'
Why are Anti-Semites Brett Kavanaugh fans?
Where the 2020 Republican National Convention 
Will Be Held

Whiteworld #70
Where There Are White Lies, There's Hope

Tuesday, October 09, 2018

EPA Administrator Andrew Wheeler Declared
Superfund Site
The Penguin Expected to Sub for Ted Cruz in Texas
 Town Hall with Beto O'Rourke on CNN
Warm Scuzzies #836
Dick Flanagan
Would someone please explain the difference between 
Principled Conservative and an Unprincipled Conservative?
John Philip D'Souza, Composer of
'Bars and Stripes Forever'
Jesus Wises Up, Starts Laying Up Treasure
 on Earth
Time for the Over-the-Hill Gang to Grab Their Genitalia
and Run
Melania Sez:  'Focus on what I do, 
not what I don't wear.'
Detecting no heartbeat, Nietzsche declares, "God is dead!"
Some movies just never get old.

Monday, October 08, 2018

Warm Scuzzies #835
Bellaire Police Department
Suddenly, Secretary Pompeo realized he had wandered 
onto the set of the wrong movie.
Brett Kavanaugh Tells the Truth
Young Republicans Wanting Judge Kavanaugh
to Referee National Beer Pong Championship
Charlie Kirk Sez: “This is an amazingly profound 
cultural moment.”
Mule Sez:  "I'm stronger than McConnell piss!"
Adventures in Aestheticism #105

Sunday, October 07, 2018

"Come by your neighborhood Arby's and try the 
French Dip & Swiss. It's Cheesier, Meatier, Dippier!"
"And there went out a new champion of the Philistines, 
named Scalia, whose height was 8.5 feet."
New T-Shirt Design Popular with Young Trumpniks
Clarence Thomas Sets the Record Straight
What Goes Around Comes Around
Adventures in Aestheticism #104
FBI's Kavanaugh Investigation