Although he doesn't know it, the distance between Trump's

index finger and thumb is One Potrzebie.

The distance between Trump's Disapproval Rating (54.2%) and 

his Approval Rating (39.9%) is called the Degeneration Gap.

Donald Duck Sez: "Aw, I know who you're 

thinking about!"

Ted Nugent Sez:  "Don't compare me to Kathy Griffin!"

Elon Musk Marvels at Trump's Bagpiping Technique

Crazy Woman in Blue Dress at Trump Rally 

Identified as Pittsburgh Hilton, Not Paris

Tiger Woods Avoids Media Detection with

Clever Disguise

Trump's Official White House Portrait Being Installed

Conspiracies, Conspiracies Everwhere!

2017, the Year the T-Virus Infected the White House

Seconds Before Ezra Levant Deepthroated the Mic

World's Worst Yobs #383

Ezra Levant

World's Worst Yoobs #185

Faith Goldy

Whiteworld #49

The Other White Meat

'Michael Cohen, Trump’s Pit Bull, Is Back in Spotlight'

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #687

Tim Walberg

"Twice upon a time in the valley of tears

The auctioneer is bidding for a box of fading years

And Margaret Court is dancing on the graves 

of squealing mice.

Anyone for tennis, wouldn't that be nice?"

Between Love and Madness Lies COVFĒFĒ

We're All Polar Bears Now

Mr. Met Traded to CNN for Kathy Griffin

Trump Withdraws from Paris Accord, 

Blames Erectile Dysfunction

"When you hear Rick Santorum say the Son is not reliable, 

do not believe him."

"What? You've never seen The Importance of Being 

Ernest G. Bilko?"

FBI Targeting Nigel Farage in Investigation into Ties Between 

WikiLeaks, Trump, Russia, and Echolalia

"If you're not Gary Johnson, then who the hell am I?"

Ivanka Trump's Latest Marketing Gambit

Jefferson Beauregardovich Sessionovski

Sean Spicer Sez: “The President and a small group of people, 

including Vladimir Putin and Groucho Marx, know exactly

 what the Secret Word means.”

CNN Boots Kathy Griffin After Grisly Impersonation 

of Kellyanne Conway

World's Worst Jobs #142

Trump White House Communications Director

A Riddle, Wrapped in a Mystery, Inside an Enigma

Trump ‘Gaining Weight’, ‘Emotionally Withdrawing’, 

and 'Coining New Words' as Russia Probe Inundates 

White House

New All-Purpose Excuse

"Talking to world leaders on my private cellphone is

frontchannel communication, and Jared didn't have

to set it up."

One of These NATO Leaders Is Not Like the Others

Spicer Briefing Called 'Middle Finger to Press'

A New Hat for Trump's America

"I know words. I have the best words."

We now know who is behind the Deep State conspiracy

against Trump.

How Michael Cohen Reacts When You Say Something 

That Is 'Poorly Phrased'

Jared the Gardener

It's All in the Way You Hold Your Mouth

James Buchal Sez:  "People think I'm crazy, but you

can tell from just looking at me, that's not true."

Satan's Still At It

"Not Tigger's mugshot, fool!

Tiger's mugshot!"

"After that unpleasantness with the Trump family, Holy

Father, it's good to see a big smile back on your face."

"Mr. Prime Minister, you can take your Joy Buzzer and

go straight to Hades!"

Kim Jong-Un Reacts to a Demonstration of His Precision

Control Shaving System

Pillow Talk

Flag Desecration #102