"Who is that?"

"Some guy at the CDC who said 'science-based'."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #713

Joseph diGenova

Warm Scuzzies #758

W. Mitchell Nance

Q: How do you approach Las Vegas City Councilwoman

Michele Fiore when she's sitting in the Red Chair?

A: Very, very cautiously.

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #105

Daniel Lipinski

"I have spiritual awareness. I can feel God’s presence."

Ajit Pai, the Grinch Who Stole the Internet

"We singles live empty lives of quiet desperation and will

stay undead alone."

It's Disney's World

Q: "Have you ever heard the expression, 'Deer in the 

Headlights', Mr. Petersen?

A:  "No."

Wacko Wuco on DHS Team to Enforce Trump's 

Executive Orders

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #712

Frank Wuco

“Donald Trump is racial, 

but he is not a racist."

"It's apparent, Mr. Petersen, that you have shown up 

for the wrong hearing.  This one is for nominees

who are qualified to be a US District Judge."

Not The Onion

What was left of Mark Steyn after he was

de-monsterized.

Don't expect cats to take the romantic view of Christmas.

"An eye for an eye is never enough.

Never, never, never!"

                       --- Adrian Phoenix

A Dung Beetle can bury dung 250 times its own weight in one

 night, but it still can't keep up with Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

"Sarah walks into that lion's den of a press room every day,

 and, I believe, represents women and represents the

 President and represents strength in an incredible way."

All that was missing was the Ivory Snow Girl.

Where Pundits Predigest the News for

Americans with ADHD

Omarosa Manigault-Newman on Leaving the White House: 

"I Saw Things That Made Me Uncomfortable"

Putin Praises Trump's 'Significant Achievements'

"Is that bobblehead Donald Trump?"

"No, it's Denny Dimwit."

"Coulda fooled me."

Dennis Rodman Sez: “It’s funny though that I don’t see

 how people can sit there and say that Kim Jong-un is a 

‘madman.’ He probably is, but I didn’t see that. But he 

probably is.”

Republican Party Barge Puts In to Dry Dock, Says He

Won't Run for Re-Election

Secret Service Denies Omarosa Manigault-Newman

Dragged from White House by Troglodyte

The Battle Rages On

Warm Scuzzies #757

Alex Kozinski

Have you seen Scott Pruitt's SCIF (Sensitive Compartmented 

Information Facility)? At a cost to taxpayers of only $24,570, 

it's a bargain.

"He says he's from Roto-Rooter, Mr. Obama, and

has come to unclog your toilet."

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #124

Kirk Humphreys

Time to Re-Inter Uncle Breitbart

On a Street Somewhere in Montgomery, Alabama

Ronna Romney McDaniel Sez: "If I had stopped using 

my middle name sooner, Roy Moore might have won."

"Have you stopped thinking inside the box yet?"

In his hour of trial, Trump turned to Ivanka for support. 

Monty Python Gets the Last Laugh

Why did Roy Moore lose? Let us count the reasons: 

1) Steve Bannon, 2) Roy Moore, 3) Donald Trump, 

4) Roy Moore, 5) GOP Agenda, 6) Roy Moore, 

7) Mitch McConnell, 8) Roy Moore, 9) Ronna 

Romney McDaniel's Middle Name, 10) Roy Moore,

11) Quantum Machines of the Antichrist, and 

12) Roy Moore.

Not since the Hindenburg disaster had a gasbag like The 

Trump Effect collapsed so categorically.

In retirement, Roy Moore promises to never walk alone.

Bitecoin 'Sect' Stuns Online Broker with 50-Fold Jump

When Sarah Huckabee Sanders Was Asked What Her 

Understanding Was of Trump's Tweet That Kirsten 

Gillibrand Would Do Anything for Money

Roy Moore Rustles Tonto's Horse, 'Scout', Rides Him

to Join Cavendish Gang

счастливого Рождества

Dennis the Menace Sez: "If I want to wear a dress, 

I'll wear a dress."

A primary aesthetic trait of physical attractiveness and 

beauty is facial symmetry.  In Kellyanne Conway's

defense, it can be said that the right side of her face

lies 100% of the time, the left side only 95%.

Flag Desecration #105

Don't let your Alabama cook too long or it

will turn into a scorched image of Roy Moore 

that's virtually impossible to remove.