Saturday, April 24, 2010

Warm Scuzzies #79
Rick Berman
Oxymorons for Our Time #30
Progressive Conservatism
The Voice of the Militant Wing
of the Republican Party
Oxymorons for Our Time #29
Intellectual Humility
Sign of the Times #8

Chickens may not be within 100 feet of a doctor's office.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #571
Major General Paul Vallely (Ret.)
It's Saturday morning, time for a plate of
Duck Jaws with Maggi Sauce.
All You Need to 'Push the Envelope'

Friday, April 23, 2010

From his youth up, his dream had been to pass
through every portal in the world posted with
an 'Authorized Personnel Only' sign.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #151
Russell Pearce
Traveling to Arizona? Don't Leave Home Without It!
World's Worst Yoobs #70
Jedediah Bila
He Has the Hardest Drive in Washington
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #150
Franklin Graham
What is it about this picture which reminds
you that 'Shit Floats'?
"I just wuv Wall Street!"
Warm Scuzzies #78
Moody's Investors Service

Thursday, April 22, 2010

"Pardon me, sir, but did you say that you know a
cardiothoracic surgeon who will exchange a
coronary-bypass operation for garlic, so long
as you have enough sackfuls?"
David Broder and Rent-a-Centrist: a New Winning Team
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #149
Sue Lowden
"Those are chickens we're trading to Dr. Schmuel
for your immunizations, dear."

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Harley D. Brown Sez: "You don't have to be crazy
to live in Idaho, but it sure helps!"
"I repudiate the use of force and violence to impose my
beliefs, political philosophy, or policy preferences on
other people. Does this mean I'm a pacifist? Hell, no!
And if you say that it does, I'll crush your goddam nuts!"
Mark Leibovich Writes Lengthy Profile of
Mike Allen, Sets New Record for World's
Longest Tongue Bath
"A Bible Thumpin', Gun Totin'
Capitalist Pig Owns This Joint"
Warm Scuzzies #77
Lori Roman
Everybody Loves a Wiener
Is Glenn Beck looking for a wet nurse, or what?
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #148
Judy Burges
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #48
Glenn Reynolds and Kathleen McKinley

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

World's Worst Yobs #163
Sherman Frederick
Rightbloggers and Other
Internet Biohazards #41
Mind of a Misfit
Warning: Too much teabagging may turn
you into a higher mathematician.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #147
Mark Walters
Anti-Heraclitus Protesters Take to the Streets

Monday, April 19, 2010

Bullshit Run, the first battle of the Second American
Revolution, ended when the Neo-Minutemen got
winded and sued for peace.
Whiteworld #3
GOP Cuts the 'Big Tent' Crap, Adopts New Logo
Asking 'How can you tell one Republican from another?' is
like asking 'How can you tell one White Castle from another?'.
In both instances, you can't.
P. J. O'Rourke with Stunt Breasts
Rightbloggers and Other
Internet Biohazards #40
Slam Dancing

Ham Dancing
Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #12
Imagine terminal stage gas gangrene. That would be
Tom Tancredo, racist xenophobe.
Warm Scuzzies #76
Steven Seagal
Lloyd Blankfein Explaining to Congress Why
Take the Money and Run Is His Favorite Movie
Scientists are reportedly on the verge of
a new theory which will explain why
physicians in Congress--like James
Inhofe, Tom Coburn, Tom Price, Paul
Broun, John Fleming, Ron Paul, and
Phil Gingrey--tend to be wackaloons.
Obama Blasts Banks for Opposing Financial Overhaul

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Mr. Pastyface
We All Know One
Warm Scuzzies #75
Ben Roethlisberger