Warm Scuzzies #79

Rick Berman

Oxymorons for Our Time #30

Progressive Conservatism

The Voice of the Militant Wing

of the Republican Party

Oxymorons for Our Time #29

Intellectual Humility

Sign of the Times #8

Chickens may not be within 100 feet of a doctor's office.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #571

Major General Paul Vallely (Ret.)

It's Saturday morning, time for a plate of

Duck Jaws with Maggi Sauce.

All You Need to 'Push the Envelope'

From his youth up, his dream had been to pass

through every portal in the world posted with

an 'Authorized Personnel Only' sign.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #151

Russell Pearce

Traveling to Arizona? Don't Leave Home Without It!

World's Worst Yoobs #70

Jedediah Bila

Senior SEC Attorney Downloads So Much Porn

He Has the Hardest Drive in Washington

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #150

Franklin Graham

What is it about this picture which reminds

you that 'Shit Floats'?

"I just wuv Wall Street!"

Warm Scuzzies #78

Moody's Investors Service

"Pardon me, sir, but did you say that you know a

cardiothoracic surgeon who will exchange a

coronary-bypass operation for garlic, so long

as you have enough sackfuls?"

David Broder and Rent-a-Centrist: a New Winning Team

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #149

Sue Lowden

"Those are chickens we're trading to Dr. Schmuel

for your immunizations, dear."

Harley D. Brown Sez: "You don't have to be crazy

to live in Idaho, but it sure helps!"

"I repudiate the use of force and violence to impose my

beliefs, political philosophy, or policy preferences on

other people. Does this mean I'm a pacifist? Hell, no!

And if you say that it does, I'll crush your goddam nuts!"

Mark Leibovich Writes Lengthy Profile of

Mike Allen, Sets New Record for World's

Longest Tongue Bath

"A Bible Thumpin', Gun Totin'

Capitalist Pig Owns This Joint"

Warm Scuzzies #77

Lori Roman

Everybody Loves a Wiener

Is Glenn Beck looking for a wet nurse, or what?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #148

Judy Burges

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #48

Glenn Reynolds and Kathleen McKinley

World's Worst Yobs #163

Sherman Frederick

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #41

Mind of a Misfit

Warning: Too much teabagging may turn

you into a higher mathematician.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #147

Mark Walters

Anti-Heraclitus Protesters Take to the Streets

Bullshit Run, the first battle of the Second American

Revolution, ended when the Neo-Minutemen got

winded and sued for peace.

Whiteworld #3

GOP Cuts the 'Big Tent' Crap, Adopts New Logo

Asking 'How can you tell one Republican from another?' is

like asking 'How can you tell one White Castle from another?'.

In both instances, you can't.

P. J. O'Rourke with Stunt Breasts

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #40

ScrappleFace

Slam Dancing

Ham Dancing

Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #12

Imagine terminal stage gas gangrene. That would be

Tom Tancredo, racist xenophobe.

Warm Scuzzies #76

Steven Seagal

Lloyd Blankfein Explaining to Congress Why

Take the Money and Run Is His Favorite Movie

Scientists are reportedly on the verge of

a new theory which will explain why

physicians in Congress--like James

Inhofe, Tom Coburn, Tom Price, Paul

Broun, John Fleming, Ron Paul, and

Phil Gingrey--tend to be wackaloons.

Obama Blasts Banks for Opposing Financial Overhaul

Mr. Pastyface

Teatards

We All Know One

Warm Scuzzies #75

Ben Roethlisberger