Is Keith Ablow 'a narcissistic self-promoter of limited and 

dubious expertise'? Yes, he's that, but he's also a

 money-grubbing sumbitch.

God Sez:  "It's easier to believe in me than 

man, because I don't exist and man does."

The Unexpurgated Bible #106

"And the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his

 name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, Doctor Ben 

Carson.  And the people shall say, 'Doctor who?'"

"Hi, I'm Joni Ernst and those are balls in my cheeks!"

"So, you don't believe a word Obama says, eh?  Well, we 

don't believe you exist, Reince: you're just an anagram!"

Will The Castrator make Mitch McConnell squeal?

"Yes, madam, for every third Republican you vote for,

you receive a giant snowball.  Where do you want it?"

"Crime and Punishment?  No, I've never read it.  Should I?"

Watching Andrea Tantaros stroke her invisible beard is,

you must admit, more erotic than

watching Georg Hegel suck on a pacifier.

No One, Except Bill Maher, Hurt When Gunshots Hit 

California Mosque

Photobomber Gives Mitch McConnell Thumbs Down;

"I Would've Given Him Two Thumbs Down, But I 

Have Bursitis Really Bad in My Left Shoulder"

Louisiana GOPers Blame Obama for Hurricane

Katrina Response, New Orleans Yellow Fever 

Epidemic of 1853

Scholars of postmodern literature now point to

Sarah Palin's Facebook posts as the fons et origo of 

the 'Stream of Unconsciousness' literary technique.

Megyn Kelly Sez:  "Cecily Strong's parody of me was pretty 

good, but I actually do a better job of that myself."

"What's that all about?"

"Oh, it's just teabaggers headed to the polls."

If you were one of the 85 people who control as much wealth 

as the bottom 50% of the world's population, you would be 

conservative, too.

Taylor Swift Pulls All Her Music Off Spotify; 

Music Lovers Breathe Sigh of Relief

Some call them Colanderheads, some call

them Pastafarians.  What is certain is

their membership in the Church of the

Flying Spaghetti Monster.

World's Worst Yobs #317

Steven Hayward

"Omigod, I'm starting to look like Mister Peepers!"

Kevin 'KC' Massey Sez:  “The only thing that stops a bad

 guy with a gun is a good guy with ammonium nitrate!"

It's one thing to put lipstick on a pig,

but this is ridiculous!

Ann Coulter, The D'oh Gal, Mascot for the 

Top 49% of Voters

Fouling and Throwing a Gutter Ball at the Same Time:

How Tricky, How Dicky!

Shrimp You're Eating Might Be an Impostor

Tana-Leaf withdrawal symptoms are

easy to spot.

What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #12

A Gamergate Mascot