Saturday, November 08, 2014

Is Keith Ablow 'a narcissistic self-promoter of limited and 
dubious expertise'? Yes, he's that, but he's also a
 money-grubbing sumbitch.

Friday, November 07, 2014

God Sez:  "It's easier to believe in me than 
man, because I don't exist and man does."
The Unexpurgated Bible #106
"And the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his
 name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, Doctor Ben 
Carson.  And the people shall say, 'Doctor who?'"

Thursday, November 06, 2014

"Hi, I'm Joni Ernst and those are balls in my cheeks!"
"So, you don't believe a word Obama says, eh?  Well, we 
don't believe you exist, Reince: you're just an anagram!"

Wednesday, November 05, 2014

Will The Castrator make Mitch McConnell squeal?

Tuesday, November 04, 2014

"Yes, madam, for every third Republican you vote for,
you receive a giant snowball.  Where do you want it?"
"Crime and Punishment?  No, I've never read it.  Should I?"
Watching Andrea Tantaros stroke her invisible beard is,
you must admit, more erotic than

watching Georg Hegel suck on a pacifier.
No One, Except Bill Maher, Hurt When Gunshots Hit 
California Mosque
Photobomber Gives Mitch McConnell Thumbs Down;
"I Would've Given Him Two Thumbs Down, But 
Have Bursitis Really Bad in My Left Shoulder"
Louisiana GOPers Blame Obama for Hurricane
Katrina Response, New Orleans Yellow Fever 
Epidemic of 1853
Scholars of postmodern literature now point to
Sarah Palin's Facebook posts as the fons et origo of 
the 'Stream of Unconsciousness' literary technique.
Megyn Kelly Sez:  "Cecily Strong's parody of me was pretty 
good, but I actually do a better job of that myself."
"What's that all about?"
"Oh, it's just teabaggers headed to the polls."
If you were one of the 85 people who control as much wealth 
as the bottom 50% of the world's population, you would be 
conservative, too.
Taylor Swift Pulls All Her Music Off Spotify; 
Music Lovers Breathe Sigh of Relief
Some call them Colanderheads, some call
them Pastafarians.  What is certain is
their membership in the Church of the
Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Monday, November 03, 2014

World's Worst Yobs #317
Steven Hayward
"Omigod, I'm starting to look like Mister Peepers!"
Kevin 'KC' Massey Sez:  “The only thing that stops a bad
 guy with a gun is a good guy with ammonium nitrate!"
It's one thing to put lipstick on a pig,
but this is ridiculous!
Ann Coulter, The D'oh Gal, Mascot for the 
Top 49% of Voters
Fouling and Throwing a Gutter Ball at the Same Time:
How Tricky, How Dicky!
Shrimp You're Eating Might Be an Impostor

Sunday, November 02, 2014

Tana-Leaf withdrawal symptoms are
easy to spot.
What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #12
A Gamergate Mascot