There was something about him:

was it the shirt or the Aqua Velva?

If Kevin McCullough claimed to be a sex

addict, would anybody believe it?

Why did they always insist that he dress

and act like a grownup?

Oxymorons for Our Time #24

Conservative Rapper

Benny Hinn's Wife Files for Divorce, Citing Irreconcilable

Differences in Fleecing Methodology

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #135

Rob Port

"It's me 'beak', you sod, not a

'horny projecting mouth'!"

Suzy the Sousaphone, Tubby the Tuba's Cousin, Waiting

with Personal Trainer to Greet Sarko the Giant

World's Worst Yobs #155

Steven Crowder

Some say Pawlenty is a Polish word

meaning 'prevaricator'.

Just not this woman.

"Unless the Federal Marriage Amendment is

resurrected, I may become gay."

Tiger Woods Apologizes, Admits He's

a Somnambulist

"If I were any whiter, my albedo would be higher

than freshly-fallen snow."

"Oklahoma City bombing conspirator Terry Nichols

says he's going on a hunger strike because he claims

prison officials don't provide him a fiber-rich diet."

The old Romney wore a spotted tie.

The new Romney wears a striped tie.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #134

Mark Madsen

Five days to payday and she

was flat busted.

Six Symptoms of Krohn's Disease

Is Israel-bashing anti-Semitic? No.
Is Frum-bashing anti-emetic? Yes.

Whither Canada?

"Bugger off, I'm absolutely stuffed!"

Warm Scuzzies #62

MeMe Roth

"Careful which way you aim that

morning breath, Estevan!"

Four years and 13,930 posts ago, Fearguth brought forth

on this Internet a blog, dedicated to the proposition that

words and pictures could be happily married so that wit

and mirth shall not perish from the Earth.

Exclusive: Hot Air Acquired by Salem Witch

Trial Communications

New Study Shows Generic 'Thumbs Up' Just as

Effective as Brand Name 'Thumbs Up' Which

Costs Twice--Maybe Three Times--as Much

"Am I a philosophical cat," the tiger

wondered, "or am I just reflecting?"

Workers Separating the Pearls Which Will Be Cast

Before Swine From Those Which Won't

"Besides a piece of the True Nose of Ronald Reagan,

which, I understand, you hope can someday be used

to clone the 40th President of the United States,

what else, Peggy, do you keep in your reliquary?"

People Waiting in Line to Become the Next Leader

of the Taliban

"Sarah, your speech in Nashville gave me the

first hard-on I've had in years. But, gosh darn

it, my hand had fallen completely asleep!

Robert Welch's Reading of The Black Book

at CPAC Spoiled by Mischievous Ghost of

Dwight Eisenhower

"Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Donald

Trump and his Area 51 Rug!"

"And a special Thank You to all the Labs who

once again proved that nice dogs finish last."

Steele Appeases Tea Party Activists with Danky Moves

Good Emo

Bad Emo

Imagine a cruise aboard The Love Boat with

stops at Fantasy Island, Gilligan's Island,

and Myst Island.

Tests Show King Tut Died from

Complications Associated with

Bipartisanship, Study Says

After Ken Starr becomes President of Baylor University,

guess who is the least likely former President of the

United States to be awarded an honorary doctorate

in Waco, Texas?

Daft Bunk

Breed a snob with a cat and this is what you get.

Carrie Prejean Engaged to Marry Ram; Opponents

of Same-Sex Marriage Who Warned It Would

Lead to Bestiality Claim Vindication

If faux outrage is your shtick, take one of these capsules

daily, preferably with a meal served cold.

"PingPing, I would suppose the air

is considerably cooler and thicker

down there. Am I right?"

Global Warming Denialism Explained

1. It is more convenient to believe that

global warming is not occurring.
2. It is more comfortable to believe that even if

global warming is occurring, we humans are

not the cause.

3. Even if global warming is occurring and humans

are the cause, it is easier to do nothing about it.

Taliban Commander's Capture Called

'Biggest Exaggeration Since 9/11'

Update: America's Interest in Bayh Presidential

Candidacy? 'None, Whatsoever'