Suddenly, he realized he had seen this movie before.

"Life is not a simulation  It's a real game."

'Trump says doctors keep asking how he knows so 

much about the coronavirus'

Modern-Day Clark Kent Looking for a Telephone Booth

 and Not Finding One

Joe Biden Sez:  “I know I’m going to get a lot of 

suggestions on how to respond to what I suspect will 

be an increasingly negative campaign that the Bernie

brothers will run."

As this graphic shows, the coronavirus poses the

greatest threat to people over the age of 60, i. e.,

to all of the American presidential candidates

still standing.

From the Tommy Hilfiger Spring 2020 Collection

As Trump's new Chief of Staff, Mark Meadows believes

he will be in a better position to send Obama back to

Kenya.

Cat Refusing to Understand the 

Gravity of the Situation

The only thing we have to fear is unwashed hands.

And, being interpreted, the Vulcan Salute means, 

"Look, I just washed my hands!"

It is not true that Silver Solution kills the coronavirus.

It is true that it contains microscopic flakes of Jim

 Bakker's bullshit.

William Barr mishandled the Mueller Report the

same way Trump is mishandling the coronavirus

epidemic.

Photomicrograph of the Coronavirus (MERS-CoV Bug)

"And the elephants are dancing on the graves of squealing mice.

Anyone for tennis, wouldn't that be nice?"

Will Trump Warhole Graham?

Sanders Chips Away at Biden's Likeability

Coronavirus Praises Rand Paul for Being

the Only Senator to Vote 'No' on the

Emergency $8 Billion Spending Bill

Was he among the five percent of the people who think, 

or was he among the ten percent of the people who 

think they think?

Gulp!

Responding to the idea of a '2 Old White Guys' ticket,

Zippy makes his move.

Trump Begins to Hear Voices

He won't be satisfied until he 

kills us all.

Even Eric's two front teeth were hyperbolic.

Matt Gaetz Doing His Bane Impression

“I haven’t touched my face in weeks.  It’s been weeks! 

I miss it.”

The Coronavirus was the least of his worries.

The Smell of 500 Million Dollars Burning

"You know I'm automatically attracted to the flag. 

I just start kissing it. It's like a magnet. 

Just kiss. I don't even wait."

"Brother Teresa, do you agree with Donald Trump when

he says if Joe Biden wins in November, the country

will be run by 'Super Left Radical Crazies'?"

Maybe it's because there are not enough 'average, modest,

medium, middling, ordinary, common' Democrats out

there these days who dig on billionaires.

Remember, with a great costume comes

great responsibility.

Alex Jones Challenges Sebastian Gorka to a

 'Charity Bare-Knuckle Boxing Match'

Tweety Booted From Perch at MSNBC

The Pendejovirus doesn't kill you.  

It just turns you into a Trumpnik.

COVID-19 is Jonathan Stickland's friend.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #799

Jonathan Shuttlesworth

Trump Sez:  "Fox News is working hard pushing the

Radical Left, Do-Nothing Democrats."

Sanders-Biden-Warren-Bloomberg-Trump: 

Five Cheers for the Depends Generation!

Mike Pence Leads Task Force to Pray Away the Coronavirus

Warm Scuzzies #909

David Lacey

Jesus Christ thinks it's pretty cool that Roger Stone has

 taken Him as his Personal Savior.

It's the Battle for Greatness!

It's the Baddest Li'l Show on Earth!

It's Extreme Midget Wrestling!

It's Trump Vs. Bloomberg 2020!

The last time Trump called someone a 'Stone Cold Loser'

it was Sadiq Khan, the Mayor of London.  Gail Collins 

is in good company.

Avoid Scalp Scum

It's comforting to know Alex Azar---attorney, politician, 

pharmaceutical lobbyist, former drug company executive,

and Secretary of Health and Human Services---is protecting

us from the coronavirus.

Never get this close to a Trumpnik.

MAGAhatters are now claiming voters in blue states are 

getting sick with the coronavirus just to make Trump 

look bad.

The Hoax Without a Cure and

You Can't Run Away