Saturday, July 18, 2020

What Trump Did Instead of Memorializing the Passing of
 John Lewis
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #827
Sean Feucht
Little Known Alternative Fact #8
As a child, Lou Dobbs's parents called him
'Unforced Error'.
Brian Kemp, the Governor of Georgia,
 has excremental visions.
They know many things, for they
walk by night.
American Gestapo, the Trump Administration's New
Reality TV Show, to Be Sponsored by Goya Foods

Friday, July 17, 2020

'Misleading' is a misleading word.  You use it when you're 
too timid to say, "What Peter Navarro wrote in 
USA Today is a crock of shit."
World's Worst Yobs #430
Adam Rahuba
While Mike Pence was calling Joe Biden 
Trojan Horse, the GOP was busy building a 
Trojan Cock.
Isn't the Pentagon rushing things a bit?  Yeah, the South 
lost the Civil War, but it was only 155 years ago.
Fair and Balanced Tighty-Whities
The COVID-19 pandemic has been 
Pearl Harbor all over again.
Would you buy a used recession from this man?
"I need to see your papers," she said.
"I'll show you my papers when you
show me your Ugly License," he replied.
Trump's base and so is his base.
Dank Memes #16
Karen Has a Rival
Now you know what cattle feel like in a
feed lot.

Thursday, July 16, 2020

Dr. Fauci's Prayer
Little Known Fact #69
Only God knows how many hairs were NOT on
 Kojak's head.
Meet Mister Meat
Trump's Soul Found Clinging to Wall
in East Dallas
Hotspot 'Lanta
If Kevin McCarthy Had Been a German in 1945
The Republican governor apparently believes the world
 needs fewer Georgians.
Did you know our words, 'panic' and 'pandemic', are 
derived from the name of the Greek god, Pan, a satyr 
who played the flute?
Will Hope Hicks take one for the team?
Trump Goes Goya
Mother Pence thinks Mike looks so 
handsome in his new robe.
Jacksonville Rubber Room

Wednesday, July 15, 2020

Brad Parscale Has a Brand New Hat
First, It Was Goya Black Beans
Warm Scuzzies #942
Steve Watkins
Wild Wild West
The Trumpnik Whirligig has roots dating back
to 500 BCE.
When Kim Kardashian Heard She Won't Be the 
Nation's Next First Lady
Old Advertising Slogans Never Die
Nietzsche to Trump:  "Beware lest a statue slay you."
At last report, Tulsa County has had
5,448 positive cases of COVID-19
and 78 deaths. 
Gulliver Had Been Warned Not to Travel 
During the Pandemic
Not since Finger Lickin' Good had a slogan so galvanized
 the nation.
Ivanka Sez:  "Find Something New."
Did you know GOYA is an acronym?  It stands for
'Get Off Your Ass'.
So what if these Americans want to die!
That's their right.  It's in the Constitution.

Tuesday, July 14, 2020

Whiteworld #84
A white man's home is his white castle.
Fearguth's Rules of Order #68
Never get within smelling distance of Donald Trump.
Fortunately, Felix the Fire Engine was unscathed.
And don't let the door hit your whiny ass on the way out.
Fur-Bearing Trout Oil Believed to Be Effective 
COVID-19 Treatment
Summer Reading
The Meaning of Life in One Easy-to-Use
Flow Chart