Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Here we are again at
Sonic Bloom. Fearguth
will return online
next Tuesday.
Is Ivanka Trump air-kissing or finger-sniffing?
You make the call.
Detestable Liar Sez: "That uppity black woman is making 
me nervous. I'm not able to be rushed this fast."

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

"You do remember, do you not, that Trump chose you to
be his Attorney-General?"
"It's certainly possible, but I wouldn't bet my
Beauregard on it."
NBC + Alex Jones + Megyn Kelly = Absolute Zero

Monday, June 12, 2017

Trump's Cabinet Sets New World Record for Wettest and 
Sloppiest Tongue Bath Ever Administered to a Head of
A Peek Inside Trump's Chamber of Sycophants
Like Nixon, Trump is fond of plumbers.
Little Miss Snowflake Tells Fox & Friends She Did Not 
Expect This ‘Level of Viciousness’ in Washington D.C.
Trump Gives Priebus July 4 Deadline to Clean Up 
White House Mess

Sunday, June 11, 2017

Ivanka, Junior, and Eric's Stunt Double
Francis Urquhart Denies Plot to Topple 
Tottering Theresa May