Recently-Declassified Photograph #26

Mitt Romney's Tin Ear

Early Cuyler Sez:  "Nawp, I don't need no Internet. 

No sir, not in my life."

Mormon Senator Refuses to Believe Gentile

 President Can Walk on Water

As Brett O'Donnell, the Republican frontrunner's erstwhile

 'debate coach' has learned, Mitt Romney wasn't kidding

when he said, “I like being able to fire people.”

The Potrzebie Prize #15

Biker Convicted of Eluding Police at 188 MPH Sets

New Iowa Land Speed Record

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #357

Cecil Ash

Surreality Television

In Greek tragedy, Nemesis is the punisher of Hubris, the

sin of pride. Today, the Nemesis of the Supreme Court's

Hubris in the Citizens United decision is Stephen Colbert.

Such perfect tragicomedy.

Trying to decide what not to buy?  Here's an easy way to do

it:  if it has a pink ribbon on it, don't buy it.

"You've heard me sing.  Now watch me do 'The Swim'!"

Today, at Stoney's Rockin' Country, you can meet Newt

Gingrich and drink yourself silly, all for only $10. 

Viva Las Vegas! 

"There are some things you just can't imagine

 happening. This is one of them," said Mitt

Romney, as he kissed Donald Trump's ass.

"Ah, I've got glitter in my hair! That's not all I've

 got in my hair. I glue it on in the morning

whether I need to or not."

Fearguth's Rules of Order #51

If you issue the order, "Bring me a shrubbery!" don't

be overly critical of what you get.

Tell Mike Vanderboegh he looks like Newt Gingrich,

and he will call you an 'Idiot Street Urban Adventurer'.

The politician had started blowing smoke

at an early age.

The Politico Illustrated #20

'Romney's Mormon firewall'

"Now that I've endorsed you, Mitt, YOU'RE FIRED!"

Neonate

NeoNewt

The Multiplier Effect

#1 on the Predatory Times

Best Seller List

It may seem cruel, but there's a

good reason why many call him

'Ross Douchehat'.

Warm Scuzzies #258

Nancy Brinker

Santorum Calls on Voters to Defy Media and Not Watch

Him on Television, Listen to Him on the Internet, or

Read About Him in the Newspapers

Trump Plans to Endorse Gingrich Romney Trump

The Potrzebie Prize #14

Susan G. Komen Foundation Awarded

Yellow Ribbon of Moral Cowardice

Would you feel safe flying on a plane owned by a company

that has declared bankruptcy and is laying off 13,000

employees (including 4,600 flight mechanics responsible

for making sure the plane is airworthy)?

Punxsutawney Phil Predicts GOP Debates Number 26

 Through Number 29, Then Goes Back to Sleep

The Day Mitch the Southern Kentucky Box Turtle

Learned That Slow and Steady Doesn't Win the Race

Sign of the Times #17

Just as a peasant from Nazareth once proclaimed,

"Blessed be ye poor: for yours is the kingdom of God."

ShpongleBob AerPants

"Expensive-looking flip-flop."

"Yeah, it belongs to Mitt Romney."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #356

Shadrack McGill

Warm Scuzzies #257

Michael Grimm

Greedheads Galore #22

Bob Mercer

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #355

Cliff Stearns

"Please don't be alarmed. It's just me, Mitt Romney,

with my Mormon Mask on."

"Unlike Jesus, I’m not concerned about the very poor

and I’m not concerned about the very rich. I'm only

concerned about saying whatever it takes to get

middle-income Americans to vote for me."

In her 2010 bid to become the governor of Georgia, Karen

Handel vowed to defund Planned Parenthood. Well, her bid

 was unsuccessful, but, in April, 2011, Ms. Handel became

the Senior Vice President for Public Policy at the Susan G.

Komen Foundation. As you probably know by now, the

foundation has just announced that there'll be no more

pink ribbons for poor women who have been receiving

breast cancer screening from Planned Parenthood.

You just can't get more charitable than this, can you?

Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood

Mr. Brooks' Postmodern Neighborhood

Where Newt Found Callista

Romney Python in Florida Swallows Gingrich Whole

"Yes, I'm another pompous ass from Georgia, but the

 name's 'Gingrey', not 'Gingrich'!"

Naked Chef Forces McDonald's to Stop Using 'Pink Slime' 

(aka 'Reince Priebus') in Its Hamburgers

"Aw, c'mon, guys!  Just one more game of beach blanket

bingo before we leave Florida!"

The primary difference between Mormons and

 other Christian fundamentalists is this: Mormons

 can believe more than six impossible things

before breakfast.

Warm Scuzzies #256

Susan G. Komen Foundation

Using an antique Ovaltine Secret Decoder Ring,

scientists are now one step closer to being

 able to decipher our thoughts.