"Need to suffer more, America?

Call me!"

Rep. Sam Johnson (R-TX) has been on the government payroll 

for 55 of his 86 years. To show his appreciation, he is proposing

major cuts to Social Security.

Comrade Vadum has already written a book about the 

Trump Administration.  It's called Subversion, Inc.

"Let's play doctor, Santa, and I'll be a chiropractor."

"Keep out!" the Fifties Survivalists shouted

at the time-travelers seeking asylum from 2016.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #102

Susan Olsen

"I wear the best logos!"

"Trump told us the election was rigged."

"Yeah, but he didn't bother to tell us it was the Russians

who rigged it."

"A billionaire here, a billionaire there, pretty soon, 

you're talking real plutocracy."

Joe McCarthy was right when he claimed the Commies

were taking over in Washington.  It just took longer

than he thought.

"You're cute, Vladimir!"

"You're cuter, Rex!"

Dank Memes #3

"Yeah, I'm feeling bitchslappy today," Batman said moodily.

Creepy Clowns Я Us

"I was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine

I picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine

I loaded sixteen tons of number nine coal

And the straw boss said 'Well, a-bless my soul'."

"I'm here to announce that Rudy Giuliani will not serve

in any capacity in my administration.  We have our

standards, you know."

Just as Elf on the Shelf worked for the NSA, Trump on a

Stump is an agent of the KGB.

What's it like, Trumpniks, to have been played like a

pawn-shop banjo?

And they believed it couldn't happen here.

Trump Undecided Which General in His Cabinet Will Be 

Secretary of Coups d'État

Adam and Eve Accuse God of Making 'Death Threats'

Truth in Advertising #13

John Birch Society Slogan Updated for the Age of Trumpery

Criticized for filling his cabinet with multimillionaires and 

billionaires, Trump rejoined, "I want people that made a 

fortune." In other words, if you're not a High-Net-Worth 

Individual, get lost.

Florida cop Mark Roberts is such a joker.  You can tell 

from the look on his face.

Whiteworld #40

He had been willing to listen to the case for White Supremacy. 

But then he took a good look at Geert Wilders.

"Yeah, I know I'm ugly," Kellyanne Conway said to a

 bartender, "make me a zombie." He said, "God beat 

me to it."

Tinky Winky and Dipsy Anger Sun Baby,

Brace Themselves for Tweetstorm

Trump Decides to Remain Executive Producer of 

The Apprentice, Says He Intends to Sack America

Like the Barbarians Did Rome

The way you'll know you're no longer a nobody is when 

Trump comes after you on Twitter.

"Did the Alt-Right make you so ugly, or were you

just born that way?"

Andy Puzder wants to replace workers with 

robots.  When that comes to pass, the Labor 

Secretary can be replaced with one, too.

Sid Miller Sez:  "Sure, I post bullshit on Facebook.  It's

up to you to decide if you like the smell."

"Sure, he's a kleptocratic SOB," Ryan mused, "but he's

our kleptocratic SOB."

After chasing it for years, the GOP dog finally caught the 

Obamacare bus. Now he didn't know what to do with it.

Although he hadn't bathed in 60 years, Amou Haji

was thrilled to learn he had been named manager

of the Clean Water Act in the Trump Administration.

Scott Pruitt Sez: "Global warming? Climate change?

 I'm sorry, I just don't see it."

Render to Chaesar the Things 

That Are Chaesar's

"Safe in the arms of Cheesus,

Safe on His gentle breast;

There by His love o’ershaded,

Sweetly my soul shall rest."

Baby Caca Gets Globalized

Trump has Hitler's glare down cold.

Loin King, Trump's Pet Pig,

Qualifies for Secret Service

Protection

Trump to Arrive at Presidential Inauguration

Aboard Aircraft Carrier

Not only does history repeat itself; Time does too.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #101

Alberto Francesconi

What's Under Trump's Rug

The Man in the High Chair

I Want Boeing to Make Money,

But Not That Much Money

"More sawdust on the floor, O Lord!" Dan Patrick lathered.

The Potrzebie Prize #29

Paul Ryan Receives 'Four Pinocchios' from The Fact

Checker for Yarn About the Brown Paper Bag

Louisiana's Newell Normand in Tight Race with

Milwaukee's David Clarke to Succeed Joe Arapaio

as 'America's Sheriff'

Like a jumper from the George Washington Bridge, 

Chris Christie's approval rating plummets to 18%.