"That's right, Senator Jackboot!  The sane

people in Arizona have recalled your

mangy ass!"

"The United (wheeze!) States (puff, puff!) is within (gasp!) reach

 of (hack, hack!) strategically defeating (cough, cough, cough!)

Al Qaeda. Whoo-wee, saying this has pert near left me plum

tuckered out!"

Greedheads Galore #12

Stephen Schwarzman

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #314

Mike Bickle

World's Worst Yobs #223

Mark Krikorian

Warm Scuzzies #198

Paul McMullan

"I think it's stupid under any circumstance to pay

anything close to 100 dollars for a bottle of wine," said

Republican Paul Ryan, as he poured another glass from

 his $350 bottle of Jayer-Gilles 2004 Echezeaux Grand Cru.

Senator Hatch wants the poor to do more to

reduce the National Debt.

Do you think a mass die-off of the poor might help?

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #118

Frank Gaffney, Pamela Geller, and Eblan Farris

When Lloyd Blankfein raises his right hand,

he lies.

When he raises his left hand,

watch out!

If your Dad happens to be a herpetologist, it's sometimes

a good idea to humor him as an act of filial piety.

"What do you mean, 'Do you want to shoot this in

Slow Motion'?  Is there any other kind?"

Office cubicles in Libya are much larger than those in the

United States, and their occupants are much better armed.

"Boy I think about them every night and day

I wouldn't wanna have it any other way

I'm addicted and I just can't get enough

Just can't get enough Rocket-Propelled Grenades!"

"The First Rule of Pocket Pool," says

Eric O'Keefe, "is to use a right-hand

gesture to create a diversion.

Something like this."

Skeezy Tabloid Journalists Hack into Fearguth's Phone,

Perish from Ennui

World's Worst Jobs #119

Libyan Used Car Salesman

Have you seen the new Dongfeng EJ02?  Sorry, guys, but the

 lady in red isn't standard equipment.

Flag Desecration #46

"We sure pulled the wool over the eyes of American justice,

didn't we, Casey?"

PTA Moms Busted in $14 Million Pansy Scheme

Warm Scuzzies #197

Ken Ard

Warm Scuzzies #196

Andy Coulson

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #313

Tim Scott

Blond Harpy to Host New HLN Show,

'The Devil Is Dancing Tonight'

"Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes

They don't tell the truth

Smiling faces, smiling faces

Tell lies."

Warm Scuzzies #195

Robert Mecklenborg

In football, this is known as the 'Single Wingnut Formation'.

President Obama Sez:  "I Misunderestimated the

Magnitude of the Recession"

CNN Cancels Eliot Spitzer's Show, Sends Him to

Bed without Supper

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #312

Michael Graham

Rare Zebra/Donkey Hybrid Suffering from Identity Crisis;

"Am I a Donkra, a Zonkey, a Zebrass, a Zedonk, or

Something Else Entirely, Like a Teabagger?" It Wonders

Oxymorons for Our Time #103

Liberal, Kansas

Joe Biden Gets Hammered with Teamster Boss,

Makes Twitter Debut

Undead Ann Coulter Rips Dead 'Anorexic, Bulimic

Narcissist and Nitwit Hussy', Princess Di

Our ancestors would have said,

"Michele Bachmann is 'Bat

Guano Crazy'."

We say, "Michele Bachman is

'Batshit Crazy'."

Saves two syllables. 

That's progress.

Top Cain Staffers Jump Ship of Fools

Fearguth Sees 28 Great Shows in Four Days; Sure Beats Eating

62 Hot Dogs in 10 Minutes