Prager Forks Around

If you make a COVID-19 mask butch enough,

Trumpniks will wear it.

First, you must speak very rapidly in a 

whiny, high-pitched voice.

Remember when candidates for public office made it

crystal clear where they stood on the issues?

Rats Loot Sinking Ship Before 

Abandoning It

Bigfoot's new shoes are social-distancing compliant.

"Sir, the infant who wishes to buy

super-duper missiles is back.  He

wants to know if we will accept

gold bars as payment."

It Walks, It Talks, It Slithers on Its Belly

World's Worst Yoobs #213

Tara Reade

Four Mangy Musketeers

Cock-a-Doodle-Doo!

"When you test, you have a case. 

When you test, you find something is wrong with people. 

If we didn't do any testing, we would have very few cases."

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #160

David Stewart

Remember the tall tale about Jesus overturning the tables 

of the moneychangers in the Temple?  Here's what 

really happened.

Muffler Diving Rivals Kentucky Derby

 in Popularity

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #196

Mitch McConnell says he was 'wrong' to claim that the

 Obama Administration failed to leave a pandemic 

playbook for the Trump Administration.  'Wrong' 

means "I got caught telling a bald-faced lie."

Metaphor Mixology #18

Eric Trump Sez:  "The chips are starting to crumble."

Anthony Fauci, the Longsuffering Babysitter

Insider, Insider Fly Away Home

Is calling Elon Musk 'Space Karen' a slur?

Four Out of Five Dentists Agree

Baguetting twice a day helps reduce the build-up of 

bacteria that can lead to cavities and gum disease.

Trump Refuses to Wear a Mask in a Mask Factory

in the Middle of the Coronavirus Pandemic

The Unexpurgated Bible #178

Everything you learned about how Jesus

 died is wrong.

Clay Lacy wants to thank taxpayers for the $27 million

in coronavirus relief money for his aviation company 

which serves wealthy executives and celebrities.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #812

Joy Pullmann

Sam Brownback is the United States Ambassador at Large 

for International Religious Freedom in the Trump

Administration.  Here we see him reflecting on his

job and its relation to the COVID-19 epidemic.

Rhino, not RINO.

Not Tic Tac.  Not TikTok.  It's Tick-Tock!

It's not just the coronavirus epidemic that's making people 

reluctant to fly these days.

Don't take Dr. Fauci's advice.  Take this guy's advice.

Elon Musk, According to Saint Stephen

If we should take Anthony Fauci's advice with a 'grain

of salt', we should take Rand Paul's advice with a

'cup of bleach'.

Who Wore It Better?

Junior Trump's Facial Asymmetry Reminiscent of

Two-Face

Trump Team Unveils New Campaign Slogan

If you drink enough hydroxychloroquine,

you will begin to see that these two quacks

are twins, separated at birth.

Coronavirus Turning Trees into Hurricane Fenceophages

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #811

Adam Fannin

Sean Hannity Says Barack Obama Has Just

Activated a Deep State Army Against Trump

Keep Them Doggies Rollin', Rawhide!

Q:  What would you get if Bugs Bunny 

and Elmer Fudd mated?

A:  Elon Musk.

Milton Berle Reacts to Trump's Latest

Press Conference

Would all these Uppity Women stop picking on 

America's #1 Alpha Male?

In a previous life, the ass had been on top.

Now another ass was.

During the coronavirus pandemic, Trump was taken

out twice a day for a stroll.

Jeff and Lev, Another Christian Mingle Success Story

Sock Puppet

When asked why he wore no mask and only one glove, 

Ron DeSantis said the lone part of his body vulnerable

to the coronavirus was his left hand.

Happy Hour with Veterans Affairs Secretary

Robert Wilke