The Orange Menace Rages at Critics at 

Coronavirus Press Conference

Mascot of the Trump Administration's

War on COVID-19

God Adding Tenth Level of Hell for Quarantining

 Trumpniks Who Die from COVID-19

No matter how many times Trump fires the Inspector General, 

COVID-19 will be what convicts him and removes him from

 office.

Straight Outta Baton Rouge

We've opened Pandora's Jar of Idiots, and if you 

know your Greek mythology, once it's opened, 

it can't be closed.

Kim Jong-un Announces North Korea's

Coronavirus Count = 0

Beware of Proctologists Who Do Stand-Up

Leonardo da Vinci Fined $500 for Social Distancing

Violation

Instead of wearing a face mask,

Trump believed wearing ten

hats would protect him from

COVID-19.

Sorry, kids, but it's Zombie Easter Eggs this year.

Rupert Murdoch and His Son, Lachlan, Stockpiling

Lawyers to Protect Themselves from Fox News

Journalistic Malpractice Lawsuits

The Game for Such a Time as This

"What's up with this guy?"

"He's rehearsing for Election Day."

"Election Day?"

"Yeah, Trump said he should ‘go to a booth’ 

and ‘proudly display yourself’."

World's Worst Yoobs #210

Kim Reynolds

These pastors aren't shepherds.  They are 

Judas goats leading the sheep to slaughter.

Jared Kushner running the coronavirus response? 

It's the Perfect Storm!

Jared Kushner Now Making House Calls

Sean Hannity is brain dead, but he's still threatening to sue

Devin Nunes, National Menace

Roy Moore Sez:  "There is no more clear violation of the 

First Amendment than this prohibition to assemble 

in a church."

If Jared Kushner Were a Sex Toy

Jared Kushner Put in Charge of Being in Charge

Parable Play

Who needs the Three Stooges when you have Doug Collins, 

Kelly Loeffler, and Brian Kemp?

Meet Chanel Rion.  She works for OAN (One America News).

She calls herself  'President Trump’s most stalwart graphic

 warrior against leftism."  Remember when we believed

Fox News was the bottom of the barrel?

In Greek mythology, Cassanda was a woman who was 

cursed to utter true prophecies, but never to be believed. 

But she didn't get fired.

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #194

Even squirrels understand the importance

of self-isolation.

Now that the COVID-19 epidemic has idled millions, it's 

time to remove Sloth from the list of the Seven Deadly 

Sins and to declare National Sloth Week.

There he goes again! Trump is cutting off his nose to spite 

his face. Americans, i. e., those who haven't died from 

COVID-19, are going to need illegal drugs more than ever.

No, this isn't the anti-vax chiropractor who has been

selling bogus coronavirus cures on Facebook.  No,

this is that charlatan's stunt double.

Since the faith in Donald Trump has been plummeting

faster than the death toll  from COVID-19 is rising, 

suffice it to say the faith of Donald Trump has been 

unmasked for what it has always been:  a huckster's 

ploy, a carnival barker's pitch, a stratagem used

 to fleece the rubes.

Vincent Van Gogh's Best Friend

Have you noticed that Mike Pence's skin is beginning to

look as orange as Trump's?

Let's Roll!

When the Comforter Is Come

Even if, like Trump, the only mask you own is a 

Zombie Nixon mask, wear it.

Yes, it's true:  we've all become characters in H. P. 

Lovecraft's story, 'The Unnamable'.  And what was The 

Unnameable?  Manton, one of the characters in the story, 

explains: "It was everywhere — a gelatin — a slime; a vapor; — 

yet it had shapes, a thousand shapes of horror beyond all 

memory. There were eyes — and a blemish. It was the pit — 

the maelstrom — the ultimate abomination. It was

 the unnamable."

If you're sane, what you see here are the mortal remains of

 someone who died from COVID-19 being loaded into a

refrigerated container truck in Brooklyn.  If you're insane,

like, say a Coronavirus Truther, what you see here is a fake 

picture of the staged Moon landing in 1969.

Size Matters

April's Fool

This year, the celebration lasts an entire month.

Yard Sign Seen in the Yard of the

Ironic Prophet in 2016

Sleep Well, American Dream

And head stuck in ass.

World's Worst Yobs #422

Jonathan Martin

Keeping your carniverous houseplants alive during 

a pandemic can be problematic.

Factoid of the Hour #22

If your shag carpet is too shaggy, 

it can attract crocodiles.

Shelter in Place 

Day 6

Does this mean we should bomb Baghdad

immediately or wait until Easter?