Republicans are the subversives Joe McCarthy

warned us about.

The Tetrarchy of Orange Julius Caesar

"So while you're patting the top of your head with your

left hand, try rubbing your belly with your right hand at

the same time.  Bet you can't do it!"

If Donald Trump Were an Alpaca

Melania Trump Dreams of the Day

Donald Makes Her $100,000 Dior 

Wedding Dress with a 13-Foot Train 

Great Again

“Nobody knows the system better than me, 

which is why I alone can fix it.”

And luckily for the U.S., Elizabeth Warren is from the

region called 'Massachusetts'.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #141

Shortfinger

Barron Trump Suffers Through Longest Acceptance

Speech of All Time

"End Times? Apocalypse? Armageddon? Nuclear Holocaust?

Whatevah!"

"Trump's so fly

He makes me high."

"I am your voice. I will be your champion. I will restore law 

and order to our country. Believe me! Believe me!"

From: Donald Trump

To:  George Harrison

"I Can Has All Cheezburgers and Your Songs

for Free!"

Jason Rapert (R-AR) Comes Down Off the Mountain to

Read the Riot Act to Cruz Supporter at RNC

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #185

William Lind and Donald Trump

'White Supremacist David Duke Announces US Senate Run 

with Praise for Donald Trump'

Original 'Law-and-Order' President Reacts to 

Trump's Acceptance Speech

Whiteworld #35

The eclipse of White hegemony in the U.S. is certain. But 

don't expect Whites to go quietly into that good night.

Cosa Nostradamus

"The only thing I liked better than Trump's acceptance 

speech was watching two 18-wheelers sandwich a Smart 

car on Mythbusters."

 

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Apocalypse

GOP's Runaway Best Seller!

Early reports indicate tonight's acceptance 

speech will be dark and dystopian.  

This sounds like a job for Schopenhauer!

Roger Ailes Steps Down

"I hope you've enjoyed this year's Republican National

Convention.  It's really not about reality, you see; it's about 

Reality TV."

Headlines We Like to See #3

'Trump camp blasts 'treacherous' Ted Cruz'

"I've been gulling the rubes for 20 years.  

It's been fun!"

"I see somebody finally built the 'danged fence'.  That

oughta make John McCain happy."

Hey, Donald Trump has a new hat!

Local Republican National Convention Viewers Hospitalized 

for Schadenfreude Overdose

"I may be an SOB, but at least I'm a conscientious SOB."

Remember when President Reagan threw all the insane

 asylum inmates into the streets?  Well, they obviously all

 turned up at the Republican National Convention this year.

Along about then was when the pigeon started building

its nest in Rudy Giuliani's mouth.

Adventures in Lexicology #20

Nazi Salute (/ˈnɑːtsi/ /səˈluːt/), n. A gesture or salute in 

which the right arm is straightened and inclined upward, 

with the hand open and palm down. [Did Laura Ingraham 

give a Nazi Salute at the Republican National Convention?]

We understand Donald Trump has stopped doing his

Meredith McIver impression.

"I'm really enjoying this Keystone Kops movie!"

"That's the Republican National Convention, dear."

Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Cold

Before last night, who knew Ted Cruz was

a trophy hunter?

"Don't let Lyin' Ted get you down, Daddy. I still love you."

It has long been rumored that Ted Cruz is

 a Democratic mole. Well, his performance

 last night at the RNC must have been 

what Alex Jones calls a 'False Flag 

Operation'.

Saudis Renew Fatwa Against Pokémon, 

Trumpniks Issue Fatwa Against 

Ted Cruz

Despicable Human Being Calls Ted Cruz a

'Despicable Human Being'

"Lock me up!"

Ted Cruz Flashes the Sign of UFIA to the

Republican National Convention

Milo Yiannopoulos Sez:  "There is a systemic campaign 

against conservative and libertarian points of view on Twitter.”

[Twitter is actually systematically campaigning

against pseudo-gray assholes.]

Moments after he said, "Hillary Clinton should be put 

in the firing line and shot for treason,” Al Baldasaro 

was spat out of the Universe like a watermelon seed.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #84

Lou Holtz

The stink of irony when Trump made his WWE-style 

entrance to the RNC accompanied by Freddie Mercury's

 'We Are the Champions' must have been as a sweet 

savour in the nostrils of the God of Irony.

"Some of you may be wondering which restroom I'm

allowed to use here at the Republican National 

Convention."

Sean Spicer, GOP Strategist, Proposes Novel 'Twilight

 Sparkle Defense' of Melania Trump's Plagiarism