Ghastly Monster and Blond Giants #62

Jim Hoft and Bill Hennessy

Not all 'Anchor Babies' are brown.

"Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown

He's a clown, that Charlie Brown"

Rude Rhymes #20

Golem from Yurg

Beware of Dog

Two-Minute Haters #11

Jennifer Rubin

"Were you as gay when you were

Reginald Kenneth Dwight?"

Despite the legalization of same-sex marriage,

Steve Slater was always left standing at the altar.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #35

Invasion of the Terror Tots

Oxymorons for Our Time #54

Spirited Debate

World's Worst Yoobs #78

Wendy Murphy

At 10:43 a.m., Thursday, August 12, 2010, he started to

make a list of things no one had ever said before. A day

later, he was still working on it.

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Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #199

Marg Baker

Racism Is Bad for Your Complexion!

Dr. Laura Before Her N-Word Tirade

After

"Is it true, Congressman Gohmert, that your

mother always referred to you as her 'Error

Baby'?"

If you're headed out for another round of

Tea Parties, why not dress with style?

"I'm an Aggie from Tyler, Texas.

It's somewhere over yonder."

 Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #198

Chris Smith

Phyllis Schlafly's Son Successfully Reduces

Vast Liberal Conspiracy to Simple Formula

Gates Outlines Spending Cuts Which Will Reduce

Pentagon to Square

Bryan Fischer: the Atheists' Strongest Argument

Against the Existence of Christianity

"I understand that if you blow, it's a musical instrument,

but if you suck, it's a hydration pack."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #197

Robert Knight

Arizona Congressional Candidate Falls

into Wormhole, Meets Brock Landers

Misspelling 'Potato' in Boogie Nights

Karen Handel, Another Victim of

Sarah Palin's Kiss of Death

John Hagee, the Spit Valve on God's Trombone

Local Man Says His 30-Year Life of

Crime Isn't Working Out for Him

Would someone please explain the linkage between

Newt Gingrich's tiny tongue and his proclivity for

oral sex?

"Whatcha gonna do with that gun, Yosemite Sam?"

"I'm gonna overthrow me some tyrannical rabbits,

that's what I'm gonna do!"

The only thing more popular than Kafir shooting

in South Africa these days is Kafka shooting.

"Dear God, I hope the world never finds out how

much I hate Latin!"

Sarko the Giant Puts on a Happy Face, France

Goes Into Mourning

"Haven't you heard? In my universe,

hypocrisy is not a vice, it's a virtue!"

"Do you have any idea what Newt meant when he said,

'I can't handle a Jaguar right now. All I want is a

Chevrolet'?"

"It doesn't matter what I do," said the Newt.

"People need to hear what I have to say. There's

no one else who can say what I can say. It doesn't

matter what I live." And then the Newt squeezed

back under his favorite rock.

Pantomime Governor Paterson Makes Generous Offer

to Help Relocate 'Ground Zero Mosque' to the Dark

Side of the Moon

Thrilla in Manila

Gomer in Homer

"You either pee in the cup, or you don't

get called on. It's that simple."

Have you heard 'Aqua Buddha Rulez!' by

Rand Paul and the Baylor Bong Bangers?

Warm Scuzzies #97

Bogen Communications

James Inhofe Named 'Founding Father'

of Petermann Island, a New Country

Four Times the Size of Manhattan,

Inhabited Only by Global Warming

Deniers

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #196

Alveda King

Sarah Palin: Is She a Fool's Golddigger?

Or a Fools' Gold Digger?

"Pardon me, Scarecrow, but are you a

member of what Robert Gibbs calls the

'Professional Left'?"

"My bong was five feet tall and had vent holes that

caused the smoke to be cooled by vortex action.

Paid $700 for that sucker and worth every penny!"

Men, forget all those bogus 'Penis Enlargement'

scams! Here's a Second Amendment remedy

that really works! And, as an added bonus,

the Supreme Court has ruled that it's

completely Constitutional!"

"Good-bye, smoggy world!"