Saturday, August 28, 2010

Man Throws One of the Hardest Fastballs Ever Recorded,
Becomes Rich; Another Man Throws One of the Hardest
Cumquats Ever Recorded, Dies in Poverty
America Wandering in Darkness
And right about then was when Glenn Beck popped
out of the Alien's chest.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #208
Bryan Caplan
John McCain Posing with His
Favorite Bedtime Inflatable

Friday, August 27, 2010

Fearguth is in Ft. Smith, Arkansas, for
the River Jam Fest. As you might expect,
posting will be light and intermittent
between today and Sunday.
"If you were smarter, Michael, you would have put
your anti-Muslim rants on a blog, and today you
might be as famous as Pamela Geller."
Michael Enright Gets Ready to Go
on a Mooselim Country Safari

Thursday, August 26, 2010

"Jeez! All I said was that my inner Haley
Barbour just wants to be free!"
And then the day came when some people paid Haley
Barbour $50,000 to speak, and other people paid him
$75,000 not to speak.
Where's Kumar?
Oxymorons for Our Time #59
Bobby Bright
Suddenly, the President realized he was trapped
inside an M. C. Escher print.
"Joe, when you tweeted the other day, 'What's the
moose hunting like in the Beltway?' you were aware,
weren't you, that 'moose hunting' is DC street slang
for 'going out for the sole purpose of getting fat
nasty women'?
"So who are you today, Glenn? Jesus Christ
or Martin Luther King, Jr.?"
"Looky there! Ken Mehlman's closet is empty!"
Being a teabagger is a pretty grim business.
Just ask Phil Gingrey.
Oxymorons for Our Time #58
Free Markets
"I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK.
I sleep all night and I work all day."
"Quite honestly, I only wore this outfit today
because my Spider-Man suit is at the cleaners."
Best When Paired with
Grapes of Wrath

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Wyoming Gasbag Tells Joke about Cow
with 310 Million Tits, Laughs So Hard
He Develops Epigastric Hernia
Rick Scott Purchases Republican Gubernatorial
Nomination in Florida for $50 Million, Less Than
Half of What Meg Whitman Is Paying in California
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #64
Tabitha Hale and Joe Wurzelbacher
Is 'Operation Clean Sweep' about to
leave Alaska 100% Murkowski-free?
Warm Scuzzies #100
T. Boone Pickens

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Apparently, this secret hand signal to Friedrich
Nietzsche was never received.
It wasn't exactly 'Revolution for the Hell of It',
but it was getting close.
"My Dad, my Dad, why hast thou forsaken me?"
"Hey, I heard that! I do NOT have
more craters in my face than the
Man in the Moon!"
"When you really get down to it, we Tea Partiers don't give
a good goddam about the Constitution. All we want is the
right to be racists, xenophobes, and gunhuggers!"
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #63
Pamela Geller and Newt Gingrich
Use of Spit Tobacco by Cobras Up 13.5% over Last Year
New World Record Set for the Number of
World Records Recorded in the Guinness
Book of World Records
Russell Pearce likes to think of himself as John Wayne.
Truth is, he's not even a bad copy of Marion Morrison.
In the third century B.C., the Greek Stoic philosopher
Chrysippus died of laughter after giving his donkey
wine, then seeing it attempt to feed on figs. Keep
this in mind as you watch Rush Limbaugh do his
Killer Rabbit vs. Homicidal Hare Shadow Show.
Why Some Southern NeoConfederates
Are Rising Again
World's Worst Yobs #180
Conn Carroll
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #207
Bruce Majors
Charlie and David, The Kochsucker Brothers
World's Worst Jobs #113
Pakistani Rice Mill Workers
Warm Scuzzies #99
United States Commission on International
Religious Freedom

Monday, August 23, 2010

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #206
Kim Lehman
By targeting so many groups, are American haters
in danger of spreading themselves too thin?
How long do you suppose it will take
before 'Real Americans' round up all
the Muslims in the United States, place
them in internment camps, and start
calling them 'Prawns'?
Rude Rhymes #23

Cruel Shoes

Karen Hughes
"Incredible race of giants here. Race of giants.
No, Central Control. No counterattack. Repeat,
no counterattack. Too much for us.
Too powerful. Stay away!"
"Instant Karma's gonna get you,
Gonna knock you off your feet."
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #205
Michael Moriarty