Kentucky Stomper Charged with Fourth-Degree Assault;

Maximum Penalties Include 12 Months in Jail + a

$500 Fine, or

Being Crushed by a 16-Ton Weight, or

Getting Stepped On by the Left Foot of God

Cat Stevens Attends Rally to Restore Sanity

Yusuf Islam Attends March to Keep Fear Alive

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #74

Five Feet of Fury

Anti-Sign Protester

Clint McCance Takes Early Retirement to

Spend More Time with His Cerveza

"Just curious, Tunku, but what, besides your experience

at the Wall Street Journal, makes you think insanity is

underrated?"

"Isn't that Al Capone's old hideout in Wisconsin?"

"It used to be.  It's now a Bank of America."

"Well, those banksters ought to feel right at home!"

"But Bonzo, I don't WANT a tongue bath!"

A survey released October 21 by Harvard University's
Institute of Politics showed that only 11 percent of
those 18 to 29 consider themselves supporters of
old white teabaggers wearing funny hats.

"No, ma'am, I got my degree from the School for Scoundrels

after I graduated from Yale."

"I am not a witch!"

"Yeah, yeah, we've heard that before!"

Have you heard the story about Slate's story about the Gawker

nonstory about some guy's story about his one-night stand

with Christine O'Donnell?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #242

Tom Parker

"That’s funny, because ‘Nonviolent Resistance’ is the actual

name I’ve given to my testicles. You can imagine the name

I've given to my penis.”

Rude Rhymes #36

Rara Avis

Lanny Davis

World's Worst Yobs #190

Christian Whiton

Jonah Goldberg's Favorite Band

Harry Reid says Sharron Angle is 'pathological'.

So she is, but so is much of Nevada right now.

They were made for each other.

Oxymorons for Our Time #70

Republican Soul

This picture is courtesy of John Feehery.  And John Feehery

is courtesy of the U. S. Chamber of Commerce.

Did you know that Robocop could reproduce?

"Douglas MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark,

All the sweet, green icing flowing down

Someone left Glenn Beck out in the rain."

This Week in WakiLeaks #1

Few people know this, but Tucker Carlson's 
tongue is pronounced 'ton-goo'.

Lee Fisher, Ohio Democrat, Throws in Towel, Says It Couldn't

Wipe the Look of 'Hack Politician' Off His Face

"All politicians and public officials are crooks, and the

masses are a vast lumpen-proletariat of deluded and

exploitable blowhards.  As for me, I'm a billionaire

whose epitaph will read, 'So Long to All You

Suckers Who Never Figured Out That Fair and

Balanced Is a Redundant Expression'."

"You say I did WHAT while I was wearing

my Lady Bug costume?  Lady Bugs never

do THAT!"

Meg Whitman has spent $140 million of her own money

on her campaign to become the Governor of California.

That's enough money to buy two medium Domino's pizzas,

each with two toppings, for every household in California.

Luckily for Californians, Meg is a politician, not a dietitian.

Lady Bug Flies Away . . . But Not Home

Cancer's Favorite Club

"OK, Clint, so you caught me again.  But

remember, it's 'catch-and-release' in

Arkansas, not 'catch-and-shtup!"

"Rest assured, fellow progressives, the project to turn reality

into a mirror image of The Onion is ahead of schedule and

under budget."

Little Red Barn and Rolls in the Hay Not Included

Barack Obama After He Moved to the Center

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #84

Bobby Thompson and John Boehner

The Unexpurgated Bible #43

And Jesus said, "Take up thy bed, and walk."  And the

displaced woman said, "Where to?"

"Lauren Valle, I know how you feel!"

Remember 1984?  It's coming back.

"Jambalaya and a crawfish pie and file' gumbo

'Cause tonight I’m gonna see my ma cher amio

Pick guitar, fill fruit jar and be gay-o

Son of a gun, we’ll have big fun on the bayou."

Daily Howler Gets Graphic



From Marty Peretz's Private Porn Stache

Arianna Huffington Before She Started Using Selsun Blue

"No, dear, we're not 'Climate Hawks'.

We're Flamingos."

Virus That Causes Genital Warts Linked to Oral Cancer;

"Finding May Reduce the Incidence of Political Blow

Jobs," Researchers Say

World's Worst Yobs #189

David Zurawik

"Johnny, can you name this country?"

"Yes, Dad, it's the United States

of America, Inc."

"How right you are, my boy!"

Rich Iott, the Waffen-SS re-enactor, plans to

campaign this weekend with John Boehner,

the Republican House Minority Leader and

well-known Michael Phelps re-enactor.