To say Ted Cruz is a 'caver' doesn't mean he's a 'spelunker'.

Palmer Luckey Foresees Eventual Merger of Virtual

Reality and Reality Television, Says "It'll Be Trump 24/7"

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #92

John Pisone

Q:  What is Kentucky Judge Tim Philpot's favorite band?

A:  Asleep at the Wheel

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #91

Steve Clevenger

The Dog Whistler

Don't Be a Glue Sniffer!

Have we reached Peak Cravenness yet?

Which Way Did He Go, Which Way Did He Go?

Man in the Moon Expected to Announce Support for Trump

"Brother, can you spare a dime?"

Kasie Hunt: "Why are you sticking your tongue out?"

Gary Johnson: "I have to bite my tongue to keep from

telling you what I really think."

Congressman Robert Pittenger (R-NC) Said to Be Big

Fan of Whitebread Panic

Pignorance Is Bliss

Ross Douthat Reacts to "The Rapid Colonization of New

 Cultural Territory by an Ascendant Social Liberalism"

The Trump Family Singers Performing

'We Were Grifting Along on Moonlight Bay'

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #669

Tim Philpot

Trump holds Mexican-American voters in such low esteem 

he won't even say, "No habla Español."

Original Gangsters

How Propaganda Works

I Lost It at the Movies

I Want to Be a Virtual Reality TV Star

Flag Desecration #94

Warm Scuzzies #709

Nimble America

Palmer Luckey, Poster Boy for Shitposters

And to think Donald Trump could have chosen Dwayne 

Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho to be his running 

mate instead of stuffy old Mike Pence!

Does Gary Johnson realize that his chief rival for fame and

fortune is Emo Philips?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #668

James Davis

Remember when Glenn Reynolds urged us to run over

an entire nation of 25 million people?

Breitbart Logo Undergoes Racelift

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #90

Kathy Miller

Black Bart was a gentleman outlaw.

White Bart is a juvenile delinquent.

Brangelina?  Isn't that a brand of breakfast cereal?

Even while praying, Trump kept his eyes peeled for 

another lamb to fleece.

In North Carolina, there ain't no party like a 

Constipation Party.

Tennessee Law Professor Suspended from Twitter for 

Urging Drivers to Run Over North Carolina Protesters

The Politico Illustrated #47

'Cruz warms to Trump'

Jell-O Man Envies Trump's Ability to 

Fit into Every Gelatin Mold Known

to Man

'An Inmate Died of Thirst in a Jail Run by a 

Loudly Pro-Trump Sheriff'

Sheriff Joe Still Thinks Obama's Birth Certificate Is 

Forged, Warns That Trump Has Been Swallowed by 

Big Gigantic Underground Conspiracy

"Two questions, Mr. Wells-Fargo CEO:  first, were you aware

 that Stumpf rhymes with Trumpf? and, second, did Senator

Warren squeeze your hand that hard?"

Apparently, Donald Trump Jr. has a sweet tooth for the 

Alt-Right and White Nationalism.

CNN chief Jeff Zucker defended the hiring of former 

Donald Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski, 

saying "I'm a hungry, hungry Pygmy Hippo."

Like his Dad, Donald Trump, Jr. has

a face that rhymes with 'sphincter'.

Stealth Destroyer USS Zumwalt, or

What $4 Billion Looks Like During the Day

Zorak Speaks #2

"The main problem with the 'Both Sides Fallacy' is there 

are usually more than two sides and Donald Trump 

has taken them all at one time or another."

"Western women will be sacrificed 

on the Altar of Skittles!"

Troglodytes Love Trump, Trump Loves Troglodytes

Zorak Speaks #1

"When you're 70, like Trump, Banal Leakage 

can be a serious problem."

Podunk Political Hack Gets a Kasich Stuck

in His Throat